That cracked me up Ive got a mate who has school picture in his gaff, it's the fuking spit of a young Harry Potter, no jokes it's just missing the scar. Ive lost count of the times I've told people he was the stunt double in the films but don't mention it because he gets super embarrassed.l about it. And of course they always fuking do so you get two wind ups for 1
at work we had some woman who not only wouldn't shut the **** up but had one of those voices that "carry" . I started calling her boomer which soon caught on until a newcomer went "Boomer could you pass that file please " "what did you call me !!" cue lots of shouting and apparently tears not that i saw any as i straight off ****ed off outside for a *** break .
In one job I had many years ago, there were these two women that shared the same job and you could always see them sitting in the corner of the office or canteen gossping/chatting away, so I started calling them Hinge and Bracket, I wasn't expecting it to catch on, but it did and eventually one day they found out, I think that was due to someone referring to them, when they didn't realise one of them was sitting in the room.
Back in the eighties I started a new job with Hillingdon Council where the offices had fire check doors with the little glass windows and in one little office were three old guys just waiting for their pension whose names began with B, B and C and they had got fed up with everyone looking at them sleeping and reading the Times so they blocked the window I just could not resist and did a little notice on the outside of the window saying The BBC wish to apologise for the lack of vision on todays program Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible In the meantime we are providing some light snoring for your entertainment The entire office ended walking past and laughing, then I was told to report to the Big Boss in his office He started of with This is your first day in this office, I have there angry men demanding an apology and we have lost a mornings work because of this prank A moments silence for his words to sink in and then he said, Strictly of the record that is the funniest thing I have ever seen in an office now clear off and do some work
Done it at Watford, Reading, Hereford, Arsenal (2015/16) and Chelsea (last away game 2015/16) ... never had any problems ... although Chelsea was very different ... must have been at least 2 hundred or so of us in there -i the Matthew Harding stand - probably like me getting tickets from Chelsea fans ... mine from a guy who worked with me ... actually warmly welcomed ... due to Ranieri factor and them having beat Spurs to confirm the title for us ... other grounds just kept a low profile...
