Mick you lazy fat ****y ginger wonky-footed prick

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Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.
<wah>
 
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why am i only the second most boring man <grr><steam>

13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Had a chat with the postman. He looked scared and left in a hurry.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
15-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Pud paid a visit.
16-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
17-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.The postman sneaked in at 04:30 to deliver yer mail and still left in a hurry.
18-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
19-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Ye shat on yer feet.
20-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.

Need I go on?
 
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13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Had a chat with the postman. He looked scared and left in a hurry.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
15-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Pud paid a visit.
16-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
17-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.The postman sneaked in at 04:30 to deliver yer mail and still left in a hurry.
18-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
19-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Ye shat on yer feet.
20-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.

Need I go on?
my postman likes me <party><laugh>

he hates Max but
 
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Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got

If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.

**** <wah>
 
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Still waiting Mick...

While you're at it, can you stop ****s from being able to delete tags? Some cowards are deleting other peeps' funny tags...You know who you are <ok>
 
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