What does a Yeti's foreskin smell like?![]()
You're lucky monica is in sooth afreeka.
Waitaminit. How come I was second last in the list?![]()
I would not be surprised to read that Apartheid has started again.
Aye, I'm pure honking
Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got
If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.

Smokers generally are. Especially ones who spend 99% of their spare time arguing with anyone on the internet. Especially ones who don't wash either.

why am i only the second most boring man![]()
my postman likes me13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
13-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Had a chat with the postman. He looked scared and left in a hurry.
14-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
15-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Pud paid a visit.
16-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
17-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.The postman sneaked in at 04:30 to deliver yer mail and still left in a hurry.
18-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
19-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk. Ye shat on yer feet.
20-04-2015 You fed yer cats, took Max for a walk.
Need I go on?


Smokers smell like a Yeti's foreskin?![]()
my postman likes me
he hates Max but
Do you not know yetis smoke thro their urethra?
Dev = smells like the yeti's foreskin
Dan = uglier than Venom
Venom = world's second ugliest man
Toby = ****y French twat
ER = should be exterminated
EDGE = fat bastard
Trev = even fatter bastard
Mick = the world's most boring man
Tina = the world's second most boring man
Gambol = fat alky
Hash = skinny, potato munching ***got
If you didn't get a mention don't be upset. You're simply not worth commenting upon.
