Micah richards

I would take a punt on him too

 

Lol! He is ****e! Never really been tested at CB and is a slight improvement on Saylr. Pray to the gods he does not come here!
Injured a lot of the time, poor positioning and decision making. Only good thing is his strength and pace (I assume he still has it seeing as no-one has heard of him in last 18 months)

 

He's always injured. Another Rodwell. We'd be mugs to sign him.

 

Guardian chief football writer Danny Taylor on the future of Manchester City defender Micah Richards: "Several clubs have asked about Richards. The problem is the fee. Man City want around £6-7m and that's putting off potential buyers.

 

Bloody hell... scarper lads








I like Micah, but there are several things that will happen before he signs for Newcastle United, and they include hell freezing over and DMW admitting I'm the superior being.

 

How can you be, my cock is longer and fatter than yours. Size does matter. Pardew is living proof. Do you think he'd still be there if Mike had a big chopper? No because the pumping would resemble something like the one Ed Norton experiences in the shower on American History X, rather than tender loving chubby clinch it is now.

(lovely imagery for a Friday night)

 

This ties in with those totally unsubtantiated rumours of pardew playing janmaat at cb. Based on these entirely unproven and likely misinterpreted factors I believe pardew has lost his mind

 

Yeah, but yours is on your head

 

Would take Richards, has prem experience, pace, power....all that seem to be lacking at the back currently....however you could question his decision making and where does he see himself moving forward into an important time in his career RB or CB? that's before wages come into it.