sadly not far from the truth.
It could have been worse:
Out of control Hoops gaffer Neil FRANCIS Lennon could be in trouble with the authorities again following his latest rage-driven display of petulance. The fiery ginger-haired Irishman stunned innocent onlookers, journalists and Protestant children at the weekend as he snatched at a ringing phone and twice subjected a mystery female caller to mocking and angry outbursts during a meeting with the press. âThis is Neil Lennon,â he snarled and boasted to the terrified woman at one point, âwould you stop interrupting my press conference.â Playing to the imagined gallery, the raging rookie laughed mercilessly at her obvious distress as she hurriedly slammed down the phone. Sources on the internet suggest the humiliated woman â known only as âSharonâ - is receiving emergency counselling and a pregnancy test.
Quick to point the finger of blame whilst receiving bombs in the post and having his life threatened, many fans may be left wondering at the apparent hypocrisy of the man as he fails to acknowledge his own acts of terrorism against members of the fairer sex.
And perhaps overlooked in this whole affair is the fact that Lennon, who was unavailable for comment throughout the course of Celticâs match with Dundee Utd last night, has yet to deny rumours that seem set to begin circulating on Twitter that he raped â and possibly even fantasised about strangling â âSharonâ.
Religion and football should never be mixed â we know this to our cost in Scotland - but itâs worth noting that Lennon is a Catholic.
You couldn't make it up.



