MDT. Sellick Vs Tharabs

It could have been worse:

Out of control Hoops gaffer Neil FRANCIS Lennon could be in trouble with the authorities again following his latest rage-driven display of petulance. The fiery ginger-haired Irishman stunned innocent onlookers, journalists and Protestant children at the weekend as he snatched at a ringing phone and twice subjected a mystery female caller to mocking and angry outbursts during a meeting with the press. “This is Neil Lennon,” he snarled and boasted to the terrified woman at one point, “would you stop interrupting my press conference.” Playing to the imagined gallery, the raging rookie laughed mercilessly at her obvious distress as she hurriedly slammed down the phone. Sources on the internet suggest the humiliated woman – known only as “Sharon” - is receiving emergency counselling and a pregnancy test.

Quick to point the finger of blame whilst receiving bombs in the post and having his life threatened, many fans may be left wondering at the apparent hypocrisy of the man as he fails to acknowledge his own acts of terrorism against members of the fairer sex.

And perhaps overlooked in this whole affair is the fact that Lennon, who was unavailable for comment throughout the course of Celtic’s match with Dundee Utd last night, has yet to deny rumours that seem set to begin circulating on Twitter that he raped – and possibly even fantasised about strangling – “Sharon”.

Religion and football should never be mixed – we know this to our cost in Scotland - but it’s worth noting that Lennon is a Catholic.


You couldn't make it up.

 

I thought Traynor had given up his column in the Record?

 

Has he really? I didn’t know that. I thought he would be there for life. Good grief.

Anyway, I feel I was maybe going rather more for the David Leggat approach, as I think I read somewhere on this site that his blog has disappeared. The void needs filled, for sure.

 

Traynor is now "Director of Communications" down in Govan.

I'm sure a Leggo rant or two have been posted recently. I think it was a case of lunacy overload.

 

Sadly not far from the truth

 

Sorry to have doubted your word, RB, but I had to go and do a search for Traynor (which felt almost as nauseating as searching for the kiddy swimwear stuff I get off on) in order to see if you were telling the truth. You were - but I imagine you’ll know this already.

Interesting. I suppose the best that can be said is that at least he (Traynor) is no longer compromised. He’ll be writing and saying the same stuff, no doubt, but at least the new job description is honest and accurate. There are many more hacks I’d like to see removed from our press, but Traynor is as good a place to start as any.

 

It's a move in the right direction for him. At least 98% of his new readership already slavered at his spewings when he was on BBC and at the Record.

I've renamed him Truculent Jabba now that he works for Charlie G

 

It's funny because it's true

 

Please give us the prove you have for your ridiculous statement .

 

This is being sent to the Record ... a job offer will be in the post.

 

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If you`d like a reply super then I honestly need you to explain what you are talking about.

Thanks in advance.

 

It's funny because you probably believe it.