Olives used to get on my tits and I thought they were just something pretentious twats eat. Having said that I never used to like Coffee or Humus. I'm now one of the ****ers I didn't like as I have all 3. Middle age ****er that I'm becoming!
Olives on pizza makes me sick. Them Italians and Greeks spoiling things with their exotic ingredients. Why can’t people just be happy to have a good old fashioned English pepperoni?
Yes. I’d put in a transfer to Turkey and live like a millionaire. Seriously. The Euro is a currency teetering. The PIGS of Europe have ensure it is built on nothing more than quicksand. When it all falls down like a house of cards I’ll be there on the white cliffs in my boxing shorts recreating the Tango advert. That will teach Jonny foreigner.
