McCann's done one...
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This thread is unintelligible. Unintelligible is a word first used (invented) by Eric Arthur Blair, or George Orwell to you unwellread types.
I fell asleep an hour or two before tea, so I missed out on jacket potatoes with cottage cheese and various other fillings.
Now go ahead and spot the grammatical errors in this post.
Next, why not ponder whether I'll give a **** or not and more importantly, why you give a ****...
There you go, you have your homework and I want it in by Monday.
I fell asleep an hour or two before tea, so I missed out on jacket potatoes with cottage cheese and various other fillings.
Now go ahead and spot the grammatical errors in this post.
Next, why not ponder whether I'll give a **** or not and more importantly, why you give a ****...
There you go, you have your homework and I want it in by Monday.
Unintelligible was invented by George Orwell? I wouldn't put money on that.
Why didn't the pillocks wake you up? Are you feeling hungry?
****ing cottage cheese muck… It’s the food of sacked managers that stuff.
I have to work Monday can i hand it in Tuesday.
Someone at school told the Maths teacher he wouldn't believe it but when walking to school an eagle had swooped down and snatched his satchel and flown off. Fortunately his homework for the first lesson, English, had fallen out so he could hand that in but unfortunately the Maths homework remained in the satchel. The teacher's face was a picture. I think he was impressed by the inventiveness.
Unintelligible was invented by George Orwell? I wouldn't put money on that.
Why didn't the pillocks wake you up? Are you feeling hungry?
Did you miss the bit where I asked the question 'Would I give a **** and more importantly, why would you?
Always read the whole post before answering, Mr Castro.
Schoolboy error
Genuinely shocked at the outpouring of love on social media etc for McCann . Not saying he deserves abuse or anything like that , it was a nice statement and wish him no bad feeling personally , but some of the comments Ive read , thanks for leaving us in the position you have , isn’t that pretty much where he found us? People acting like he dragged us from non league …Maybe it’s just the general good feeling around the takeover making everyone nice, but I find it bit OTT personally , bordering on sickly.
My mother and father took me on holiday to France as a wee nipper. Think I was 2 as I was toddling but still in nappies. Anyway they elected to go to a fine dining restaurant and I got myself under the table, pulled my kecks down and did a turd on the floor. Apparently looked exactly like cottage cheese and smelled just as bad too.
I remember as a 6 or 7 year old, thinking I was devilishly clever coming up with ‘the dog chewed my homework’ all by myself. Which to be fair I had. I just hadn’t realised every other child ever to exist had also thought of it.
Someone claimed he had left his book on the top of the goldfish tank and it fell in and the goldfish ate it. Unlike the Eagle story the teacher didn't find it inventive and he gotvdetentionnfor stretching his incredulity. Didn't get homework at 6 or 7. These will have been 13 or 14.
Did you miss the bit where I asked the question 'Would I give a **** and more importantly, why would you?
Always read the whole post before answering, Mr Castro.
Schoolboy error
Schoolboy errors include missing out the closing quotation mark. And full stops.
You asked us to spot the grammatical errors. Not errors of FACT.