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Stan doesn't like being called an estate agent. It reminds him of how he desperately wanted to be one, but failed to make the grade.
 
Why are you talking to me, Stan? I'm a vents' dummy, remember?
I feel sorry for you and the dummy handling the dummy. You've come across as a broken mandummy ever since Arsenal did the impossible and finished above Spurs on the last day of the season.
 
Maureen blaming LVG for Utd's 3 losses in a row <laugh>

United manager Jose Mourinho has blamed Louis van Gaal's legacy for United's run of three straight defeats. (Daily Mirror)
 
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I'm happy for Mourinho...top bloke.

Thanks mate, he's happy for you too. For all the spuds in the world in fact. He said so. "I love Spuds, but I couldn't eat a whole one."

Personally I think he's being modest (again), I bet he could.
 
Saw Mourinho at the airport last summer. He was on our flight back from Lisbon and we were stood near him and his family at the luggage carousel.

My son wanted to get his autograph but I wisely counselled him to walk away. I think my exact words were "Leave it son, he's a ****."
 
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Thanks mate, he's happy for you too. For all the spuds in the world in fact. He said so. "I love Spuds, but I couldn't eat a whole one."

Personally I think he's being modest (again), I bet he could.

Hey Jose, Trebs having a subtle meltdown

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