Maureen watch

I was being sardonic, Stan de Agent.

 

Stan D'agent,has a certain ring to it,sounds too good for him.

 

Stan doesn't like being called an estate agent. It reminds him of how he desperately wanted to be one, but failed to make the grade.

 

Stan has been dead for over 50 years so nothing really bothers him.

 

Why are you talking to me, Stan? I'm a vents' dummy, remember?

 

I feel sorry for you and the dummy handling the dummy. You've come across as a broken mandummy ever since Arsenal did the impossible and finished above Spurs on the last day of the season.

 

Wounded, mate; not broken. Never broken.

 

Now jose knows he has made it in football with the Man u job.. Every other club is just football....

 

And Manure are??....

 

You can't leave that question dangling!

 

Maureen blaming LVG for Utd's 3 losses in a row

United manager Jose Mourinho has blamed Louis van Gaal's legacy for United's run of three straight defeats. (Daily Mirror)

 

Maureen has described life in Manchester as a 'disaster'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37772298

He'll be managing Crystal Palace in a couple of years.

 

It's a ****ing disaster watching this ****! I'd be better off watching grass grow!...

 

Or Spurs. Same thing

 

The first half of this ****e makes us look like Brazil 1970!

Could be used as a cure for insomnia!

 

****ing smashed them.

Smashed them.

AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR IT!

 

I'm happy for Mourinho...top bloke.

 

Thanks mate, he's happy for you too. For all the spuds in the world in fact. He said so. "I love Spuds, but I couldn't eat a whole one."

Personally I think he's being modest (again), I bet he could.

 

Saw Mourinho at the airport last summer. He was on our flight back from Lisbon and we were stood near him and his family at the luggage carousel.

My son wanted to get his autograph but I wisely counselled him to walk away. I think my exact words were "Leave it son, he's a ****."

 

Hey Jose, Trebs having a subtle meltdown

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