Maureen watch

My 13 year old just read your post and his comment was, "The person who posted that sounds like a 'twat' with a capital 'TW'!" I replied, "Yes, that's PISKIE!"

 

Capital TW? Perhaps your 13 year old should go to summer camp with you and learn how to write English

 

He was joking, you buffoon!

Sweet Lord! What happened to banter on this site? No one informed me of the funeral!

 

Is it your time of month or something ?

 

Oh mercy ! Stop it HIAG your killing me with laughter here

Only HIAG can make a monumental **** up, make another **** up trying to squirm out of that **** up and then **** up again trying to cover it up.

Comedy ****ing gold !

 

He's just upset because he's made a absolute bellend of himself with his failed WUM attempt and got shown up trying to cover up and hide his **** up.

He made this **** up simultaneously on two different threads at the same time. On one he's admitted he ****ed up, on he other he's still trying to squirm out of it.

 

yeah I'm enjoying the squirming, just had another load of popcorn and waiting for the next post from her

 

Man! I have surpassed myself, this time!

 

Oh dear HIAG has wheeled out the picture that he stayed up all night not being wound up making, yet again

I always know when he's got nothing left when he rehashes this picture.

Grow some balls HIAG. You got rinsed, spun and hung out to dry mate and we ha a good laugh at your expense. You should be used to it by now

 

I knocked that image up in around 20 mins, PISKIE. I would have been quicker about it, if I hadn't been pissing myself laughing.

You really are an innocent, aren't you!

So superb am I at wumming that you don't even know when you've been wummed.

I've really caught you, this time!

 

You took 20 minutes

 

I know! I was pissing myself laughing that hard!

 

I'm glad you can laugh at yourself mate, because we have been falling about laughing at your **** up on here tonight. For anybody who missed it, simply read through this thread from when HIAG claimed that I wrote it because Chelsea 'lost' their first game.

I guarantee, you will witness one of the most monumental **** ups, proceeded by one of the most haphazard attempts to try and wriggle out of it yet from HIAG. The lad has surpassed even his own standards for failed wumming tonight

 

PISKIE owned himself again. A bit like his Pellegrini thread

 

You'd love that to be true, but by supporting HIAG's stance on here, you are making as big a fool of yourself as he is.

Carry on

 

Surely the fool is the writer who started this thread. Prematurely. Before his own team got thrashed at home

 

This thread is about Maureen's piss poor excuses (blaming the medical staff) and his frequent hissy fits, of which there will be many this season I'm sure. It's got **** all to do with Arsenal losing today. I have to take that on the chin, that's the way it goes. You won't find Wenger blaming the physio or the ball boy for us losing today though, hence why this thread is about Maureen

 

Exactly!

When the intelligent posters on this site wake up to the hilarity of PISKIE's foolhardiness and the comedy-gold ****-up he's made (eclipsing anything else he has ever done - and some of it takes some beating!), his life is going to become a living hell. I almost pity him!

 

Jose does it to take the heat off his team's failure to get three points. And you fall for it every time

 

Also he does not realise he is doing exactly what Jose wants and taking the bait. Which takes the pressure of a poor performance from the Chelsea players. Fergie did it. Jose does it. And the Arsenal fall for it every time