Maureen watch

[Hoddle is a god]

I'm not sure how many times I'm going to have to ask you this question but how could it be the case that I started this thread on the back of Chelsea losing their first game, at home, to Swansea ?

How dense are you?

Chelsea played yesterday, at the Bridge, and drew against Swansea, and you started this thread.

Is it that difficult to understand?

 

[Lee263]

Oh, ****! We've got a Spanner giving it large, already!

You won one game against an Arsenal side that is showing signs that it will probably struggle, this season, that is all. Remember, that you couldn't negotiate your way past the European equivalent of Bury. Celebrate, by all means, but keep things in perspective, that is all I am asking.

Most Hammers are pretty grounded to be honest. If I was a Yid and we had beaten Arsenal 2-0 at their place, i'd be talking of "power shifts"

 

[Lee263]

How dense are you?

Chelsea played yesterday, at the Bridge, and drew against Swansea, and you started this thread.

Is it that difficult to understand?

How dense are you?

Chelsea played yesterday, at the Bridge, and drew against Swansea, and you started this thread.

Is it that difficult to understand?

And the first Chavski game already brought us drivel and tears from Maureen hence Piskie starting the thread...

... am I missing something?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Most Hammers are pretty grounded to be honest. If I was a Yid and we had beaten Arsenal 2-0 at their place, i'd be talking of "power shifts"

Don't joke, Lee! After that performance, against a very ineffectual Arsenal, there is every reason to hope (if not, expect) that you could finish above Arsenal, as well.

I'm undecided on the subject, but others are more robust about it.

 

[PINKIE]

How dense are you?

Chelsea played yesterday, at the Bridge, and drew against Swansea, and you started this thread.

Is it that difficult to understand?

The Penny has finally dropped, Chelsea DREW

But it wasn't what you claimed was it ?

So, specifically, you're now alleging that you didn't start your foolhardy "Maureen Watch" thread, yesterday, specially after Chelsea lost, at home, to Swansea?

I've also noticed that you've gone back and edited your quotes to try and hide your embarrassment

Unfortunately for you, I'd already quoted your **** up, several times.

Hilarious

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I have no idea what you're about, mate.

You do like to play games!

Better than discussing football, I suppose.

You'd never catch me going off topic.

 

[PINKIE]

I have no idea what you're about, mate.

I'll remind you again then:

So, specifically, you're now alleging that you didn't start your foolhardy "Maureen Watch" thread, yesterday, specially after Chelsea lost, at home, to Swansea?

You've now gone back and edited your posts to try and hide your embarrassment But I'd already quoted your massive **** up.

Hilarious.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

What an outrageous suggestion, PISKIE!

 

[PINKIE]

What an outrageous suggestion, PISKIE!

I don't think so mate. The quote is there for everybody to see, as is your edit to try and hide your monumental **** up.

Come on be honest, your heart must have sunk when you realised.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Wow! This is unbelievable, PISKIE!

I really don't know what to say about it.

 

[PINKIE]

Wow! This is unbelievable, PISKIE!

I really don't know what to say about it.

You know as well as I do that you have made a monumental **** up

You could just fess up I suppose, but it's funnier watching you try and blatantly lie, squirm and wriggle.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I wriggle for no man!

Er... that came out wrong.

 

[Jager]

I'll go get some more popcorn , can't wait for the next instalment

 

[PINKIE]

I'll go get some more popcorn , can't wait for the next instalment

When the chips are down, there's always HIAG to come along and make a idiot of himself to cheer you up

 

[Hoddle is a god]

What an embarrassment that PISKIE is, eh!

Tsk!

 

[PINKIE]

What an embarrassment that PISKIE is, eh!

You have just embarrassed yourself on a monumental scale. You do realise that all of your comments where you've edited the word 'lost' to 'drew' have that little 'last edited **minutes ago' on them don't you ?

It was funny that you ****ed up in the first place, funnier still that you carried on blissfully unaware of the hole you were digging and even funnier again that you then went back and edited the posts to try and hide your complete balls up.

Total car crash of a ****ed up wum attempt, nobody does it better than you HIAG

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You are shameless, PISKIE!

 

[PINKIE]

You are shameless, PISKIE!

Moi ? You are the one who has made a gargantuan **** up and then desperately tried to wriggle out of it.

I almost forgot to mention, what made it even funnier than the reasons I listed above, was that you didn't just stick to this thread to make an arse of yourself, you did it on two threads, at the same time !

You must realise that I'm never going to let you forget this HIAG

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You have just embarrassed yourself on a monumental scale.

What? You mean it's more embarrassing than starting a thread that takes the piss out of Chelsea, merely for drawing against a ****e side a mere 24 hours before your own side loses against an even ****ter side?

On a scale 1 to 10, how would people rank these two embarrassments, I wonder?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You must realise that I'm never going to let you forget this HIAG

I, on the other hand, will never again raise your embarrassing episode regarding the timing of your foolish "Maureen Watch" thread.

You can trust me on that, PISKIE. You have my word as a past Master Wum.

 

[PINKIE]

This thread was started because Maureen (like you) has knack of making comments that come back to haunt him and (like you) makes piss poor excuses to try and hide behind.

Why would I start a piss take thread based on the back of a draw ? I wouldn't because it wouldn't be a piss take would it ? This thread will have longevity because Maureen (like you) will inevitable embarrass himself repeatedly throughout the season.

As for embarrassment, nothing even comes close to the embarrassment you bestowed upon yourself HIAG, making a bullsht claim, being blind to what you had done, digging a massive hole and then editing your comments to try and hide your **** up

It is right up there as one of your best failed WUM attempts