Matth Or Stan?

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Send me your work email old fella. You’re a big cheese, what are you scared of?
Oh dear. Keep back pedalling matey, but do PM me the venue and date if you change your mind. I won't really stab you. I'd actually buy you a drink and enjoy a chat. <hug>

[HASHTAG]#bluffcalled[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#wasfullfoshit[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#butnowshittinghimself[/HASHTAG]
 
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Oh dear. Keep back pedalling matey, but do PM me the venue and date if you change your mind. I won't really stab you. I'd actually buy you a drink and enjoy a chat. <hug>

[HASHTAG]#bluffcalled[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#wasfullfoshit[/HASHTAG]
[HASHTAG]#butnowshittinghimself[/HASHTAG]
Put up or shut up old fella. I’ve already said I’ll put in a good word for you. I appreciate that to you they are your paymasters but to me they’re just people I socialise with. If you’re allowed to join us I promise that I won’t let John make you fetch all of the drinks.
 
Put up or shut up old fella. I’ve already said I’ll put in a good word for you. I appreciate that to you they are your paymasters but to me they’re just people I socialise with. If you’re allowed to join us I promise that I won’t let John make you fetch all of the drinks.
I have shown you up and you think asking me to post email addy to you will save the day.

You invited me for drinks and I called your bluff. Now either tell me when and where or jog on. There's a good lad.
 
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I have shown you up and you think asking me to post email addy to you will save the day.

You invited me for drinks and I called your bluff. Now either tell me when and where or jog on. There's a good lad.
Send me your work email and I’ll send you an invite. I’ll cc John on it. You could just be a perverted, racist, drunk who’s after an audience with one of the Irish. I’m sure you understand.
 
I thought I’d get in on the “either” “or” action before you lads grew tired of it.

It suddenly occurred to me that both Matth and Stan support United, but they are like chalk and cheese. One is a dour, hard nosed Northerner and the other is a rampant virgin from the Home Counties.

Yet, there is something they do have in common. They are each figures of ridicule, even among their own.

So, I think it’s a valid question.

Matth or Stan, lads?

But one isn't a Man U supporter...guess which one :)
 
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