Matth Or Stan?

I thought I’d get in on the “either” “or” action before you lads grew tired of it.

It suddenly occurred to me that both Matth and Stan support United, but they are like chalk and cheese. One is a dour, hard nosed Northerner and the other is a rampant virgin from the Home Counties.

Yet, there is something they do have in common. They are each figures of ridicule, even among their own.

So, I think it’s a valid question.

Matth or Stan, lads?

 

matth of course.

 

I should say, from the outset, that I have nothing against either.

Neither has done me any harm.

But I have casually noticed that these posters, in particular, have an unnatural ability to rile just about anyone.

 

Stan

 

You were trying to rim Stan last night by claiming that you stuck up for him, whilst I did nothing when brb banned him.

That was until Stan put you right and exposed your sycophantic lies

 

Matth has got you flapping all over the place like a pigeon stuck in a dustbin, and he's not even here

 

It’s true that I was the only one demanding that Stan’s ban be revoked, and chastising brb for his authoritarian stance.

I don’t remember you saying too much, Pix. Mind you, that’s probably because you were mumbling into his ball-sack, what with your tongue being jammed up his ring-piece.

 

He also accused me of posting personal info about him.

All duly noted.

 

You got put in your place by Stan for chatting ****e and trying to rim him mate. And you even got put in your place by Skylarker for making up **** too

 

Same. He accused me of posting his email, address and personal info on the forum. I did no such thing. Still waiting for an apology for that.

 

How can you be like that?

I was the only one on the entire site who spoke out against your ban.

You know, it wouldn’t surprise me if Pix has a hand in your being banned in the first place. You know what he’s like.

 

Where is the vote button


Stan

 

Give it up mate. This rim job is a failure. Stan's already told you he clocked you trying to get his ban extended.

 

If stan said it happened, you can bet your life it didn't. That ****er has been outed as a liar so many times on here it's a running joke.

 

Don't care about your spat with him. He got it spot on about HIAG.

 

Because he told you so. Ok mate

 

I doubt you can trot let alone run old fella!

 

No, I saw it too fella. Don't let your beef with Stan cloud your view on this

 

lol I'm the blind one...really?

 

You realise this puts you in the firing line for a rim job from HIAG