I'm having to watch Elf off the planner because our dish is storm ****ed again.
"It's a nice Christmas film". It's December the 18th FFS, Christmas doesn't start 'til next Tuesday, It'll be "can we have the heating on?" next. Does Elf look like he's got a ****ing combi bolier on? Put some tights & a hat on & shut the **** up or you'll make your own ****ing tea.
Usually I just watch because I fancy the pants off Zooey Deschanel. But whatever floats your boat.
Your lucky i'm watching some **** called Shake it UP, it one of them teenage disney things. Its ****ing awful ICarly, Victorious some others, the daughter watches em all. I hate em, sickly ****ing yanks. (no offence Ellwood)I'm having to watch Elf off the planner because our dish is storm ****ed again.
"It's a nice Christmas film". It's December the 18th FFS, Christmas doesn't start 'til next Tuesday, It'll be "can we have the heating on?" next. Does Elf look like he's got a ****ing combi bolier on? Put some tights & a hat on & shut the **** up or you'll make your own ****ing tea.
Your lucky i'm watching some **** called Shake it UP, it one of them teenage disney things. Its ****ing awful ICarly, Victorious some others, the daughter watches em all. I hate em, sickly ****ing yanks. (no offence Ellwood)
I'm having to watch Elf off the planner because our dish is storm ****ed again.
"It's a nice Christmas film". It's December the 18th FFS, Christmas doesn't start 'til next Tuesday, It'll be "can we have the heating on?" next. Does Elf look like he's got a ****ing combi bolier on? Put some tights & a hat on & shut the **** up or you'll make your own ****ing tea.

Hang on there. You have Sky I assume? You're watching Elf off yer Sky Box cos yer dish is ****ed? HOW?! We had to wait a week for Sky to fix our dish last week, and while I had no signal, I couldn't access sod all on the box. How've you managed that?
I love that film btw.
It started to flutter as it tends to, it went off & a message came up saying the box was receiving no sat reception but programmes on the planner would not be affected.
As it turns out the On Demand stuff was also on. Does that stuff come down the phone line?
Elf was funny & the storm appears to have passed as it's now all back on.
It started to flutter as it tends to, it went off & a message came up saying the box was receiving no sat reception but programmes on the planner would not be affected.
As it turns out the On Demand stuff was also on. Does that stuff come down the phone line?
Elf was funny & the storm appears to have passed as it's now all back on.
Yeah all that stuff is streamed off the interweb.