She's thinking, "Typical male, straight into it, no foreplay, no kissing, just wham, bam, thank you ma'am, and over in less than a minute. And then he slithers away to his watering hole to tell his mates. Bastard! That's the last time I have sex with that "animal". From now on just handies, ... and maybe the occasional blowey."Got more than she bargained for...
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Jeez Taff, things must be really tough in the Cardiff shantytowns (better known as Greater Cardiff).You must log in or register to see images
He’s from Cardiff …. need I say any more?

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He’s from Cardiff …. need I say any more?
Jeez Taff, things must be really tough in the Cardiff shantytowns (better known as Greater Cardiff).
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What a cockOops...
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Wow! That Steve O must have bugged my phone.So true driving in London...
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Good one Goldhawk (and Helen). Hilarious.You must log in or register to see media

Good one Goldhawk (and Helen). Hilarious.![]()
Just gets funnier every time I watch it.Yes, the voiceover was brilliant!
Just gets funnier every time I watch it.
Who's doing the cat voice? For a moment there, I thought it was Eddie Murphy, but he's too rich for this kind of skit.