Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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The stupid cûnt should be put down, fûck me they truly are on a different planet.

Whenever they embarrass themselves their defence is always 'it's just a handful of idiots every club has them' ...

... yet somehow their idiocy is relentless and seemingly endless.

They must be the most hard working handful of idiots on the planet.
 
Whenever they embarrass themselves their defence is always 'it's just a handful of idiots' every club has them ...

... yet somehow their idiocy is relentless and seemingly endless.

They must be the most hard working handful of idiots on the planet.
It’ll be a Sepp Maiers handful of idiots. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
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For anyone who likes a cheap laugh as much as I do, here's an actual article that appeared on a Newcastle media forum tonight ...

... no further comment is needed although I have highlighted my favourite bits <laugh>

"Newcastle United will not be relegated, there you go…

Absolutely no chance in my opinion, 11/8 odds to stay up is the knocking bet of the year. And I say that with a mentality and expectation that I don’t anticipate more than one or two additions in January that will actually start in the first team.

Eddie Howe has already had a profound effect on me as a fan of Newcastle United, to a level of anticipation I haven’t experienced since Bobby Robson, yes that includes Keegan’s return, Shearer and Rafa in between.

Eddie is clearly an exceptional leader, coach, communicator, tactician, man-manager, a glass half full kind of guy whose positivity and strength of mind is already having a huge effect on the club.

In a very short period, he has extracted more out of failed players than any fan would ever have imagined. The best example of that is clearly our record purchase Joelinton, who I thought was absolutely fantastic again against Norwich. They say (Shearer says mainly) that if you give these fans 100% commitment they ask for nothing more and will love you…. Joelinton could well turn his St James Park career on its head with Eddie’s guidance if that is the case. Not many points so far but plenty of positives are appearing and on top of the Howe factor, I think we categorically stay up because of the fans

I thought the support on Tuesday night was magic and an atmosphere I have not experienced since after we had being relegated and played at home against Spurs, sat in my seat in the Milburn stand the noise from the traditional ‘corner’ was (as always) electric, That small bunch got the whole stadium going and even the Leazes End corner started to break out into a sing song.. unbelievable!!

I don’t go with this we must beat Brentford, Norwich and Burnley to stay up.

I think the way Eddie has set about the squad and his clear tactical superiority to previous recent management choices, I fully believe that when Man City, Man Utd etc come into town they will be in for a surprise.

The fortress that was once St James has indeed at last returned. It won’t be 10 men the big boys come up against it, it will be 12 and a little prediction for December would be, an unlikely 10+ points picked up and a manager of the month award for Eddie Howe in his first full month in charge."

https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/12/absolutely-no-chance-of-newcastle-united-being-relegated/
Author - Jonathan Gibson, I wonder if he's any relation to John Gibson of The Chronicle fame, same ******ed magpie mentality. Fookin clown.
 
It's a real disgrace how they've used such a decent bloke for their own twisted reasons ..

... he was quite reserved and would've cringed at some of the stunts they pull in his name.
He came to the hospice where I work, maybe a year or so before he died, to cut the ribbon on a new minibus to passenger day care patients to and from their home.
He went round and visited all the patients, and spent some time in day care chatting to the patients in there.
He spent time talking to staff, and would sign as many autographs as anyone wanted....nothing was too much trouble. It was noticeable though when he was signing autographs that he couldn't use his left hand, his assistant was keeping whatever was being signed still, while he wrote with his right hand. If I remember right, he was expected to stay about an hour....he was there about 4 hours.
I'm not normally the type to be in awe of "celebrity", but he just had that air about him, he was an absolute Gentleman....old school gentleman if that makes sense.
The way he was treated by nufc and the mag fans was a disgrace.
Contrast that to the Sunderland fans singing "there's only one Bobby Robson" at Celtic speaks volumes.
 
He came to the hospice where I work, maybe a year or so before he died, to cut the ribbon on a new minibus to passenger day care patients to and from their home.
He went round and visited all the patients, and spent some time in day care chatting to the patients in there.
He spent time talking to staff, and would sign as many autographs as anyone wanted....nothing was too much trouble. It was noticeable though when he was signing autographs that he couldn't use his left hand, his assistant was keeping whatever was being signed still, while he wrote with his right hand. If I remember right, he was expected to stay about an hour....he was there about 4 hours.
I'm not normally the type to be in awe of "celebrity", but he just had that air about him, he was an absolute Gentleman....old school gentleman if that makes sense.
The way he was treated by nufc and the mag fans was a disgrace.
Contrast that to the Sunderland fans singing "there's only one Bobby Robson" at Celtic speaks volumes.
Top bloke
 
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They're gonna win relegation again aren't they.
Wonder if Eddie's will be better than Rafa's.....

Nah not a chance it will be better than Rafa winning relegation.....you have to take into account were not kicking around & the whole winning relegation was an absolute **** wits comfort way around dodging the reality we stuck the final nail in the coffin at home to everton & they/ the world watched BSA & defoe be interviewed with a yellow ticker on the bottom of the screen saying newcastle relegated.

Mental health is very serious, we have taken a christmas, 6 in a row, playoff & aftermath, smashing own city after 3-0, etc etc if acceptances was safc stuck the nail in which confirmed relegation.....especially as building up to their game at villa it was about to be the other way around.....it would have simply been to much to take so pretending it was the perfect time to be relegated was the choosen option
 
Nah not a chance it will be better than Rafa winning relegation.....you have to take into account were not kicking around & the whole winning relegation was an absolute **** wits comfort way around dodging the reality we stuck the final nail in the coffin at home to everton & they/ the world watched BSA & defoe be interviewed with a yellow ticker on the bottom of the screen saying newcastle relegated.

Mental health is very serious, we have taken a christmas, 6 in a row, playoff & aftermath, smashing own city after 3-0, etc etc if acceptances was safc stuck the nail in which confirmed relegation.....especially as building up to their game at villa it was about to be the other way around.....it would have simply been to much to take so pretending it was the perfect time to be relegated was the choosen option
That was one of the best footballing days of my life. Oh! The joy.
 
I think the way Eddie has set about the squad and his clear tactical superiority to previous recent management choices, I fully believe that when Man City, Man Utd etc come into town they will be in for a surprise.

The fortress that was once St James has indeed at last returned. It won’t be 10 men the big boys come up against it, it will be 12 and a little prediction for December would be, an unlikely 10+ points picked up and a manager of the month award for Eddie Howe in his first full month in charge."

https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/12/absolutely-no-chance-of-newcastle-united-being-relegated/
Wow, that really is quite something. No wonder that lot are all deluded if they continually read/write drivel like that. He certainly save the best for the last two paragraphs.

- Joe Linton finally has a good game after 2.5 years so he’s now a superstar.
- Howe’s a tactical genius, just doesn’t know how to defend.
- Expecting to pick up 10 points in December and manager of the month.
- The fortress of St James has returned, don’t you have to win games for it to be a fortress, or at least not get beat.
- The top clubs will be in for a surprise all right when they roll into town. Probably weren’t expecting to get into double figures whilst resting key players.
 
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I genuinely am astounded that the bloke thinks Howe is a genius because Joe had one good game and it's all down to him. Was it not Howes fault that the other 10 were ****ing ****
I also am dumbstruck that the performance warranted the Mecca of Peckers to suddenly become a fortress
 
For anyone who likes a cheap laugh as much as I do, here's an actual article that appeared on a Newcastle media forum tonight ...

... no further comment is needed although I have highlighted my favourite bits <laugh>

"Newcastle United will not be relegated, there you go…

Absolutely no chance in my opinion, 11/8 odds to stay up is the knocking bet of the year. And I say that with a mentality and expectation that I don’t anticipate more than one or two additions in January that will actually start in the first team.

Eddie Howe has already had a profound effect on me as a fan of Newcastle United, to a level of anticipation I haven’t experienced since Bobby Robson, yes that includes Keegan’s return, Shearer and Rafa in between.

Eddie is clearly an exceptional leader, coach, communicator, tactician, man-manager, a glass half full kind of guy whose positivity and strength of mind is already having a huge effect on the club.

In a very short period, he has extracted more out of failed players than any fan would ever have imagined. The best example of that is clearly our record purchase Joelinton, who I thought was absolutely fantastic again against Norwich. They say (Shearer says mainly) that if you give these fans 100% commitment they ask for nothing more and will love you…. Joelinton could well turn his St James Park career on its head with Eddie’s guidance if that is the case. Not many points so far but plenty of positives are appearing and on top of the Howe factor, I think we categorically stay up because of the fans

I thought the support on Tuesday night was magic and an atmosphere I have not experienced since after we had being relegated and played at home against Spurs, sat in my seat in the Milburn stand the noise from the traditional ‘corner’ was (as always) electric, That small bunch got the whole stadium going and even the Leazes End corner started to break out into a sing song.. unbelievable!!

I don’t go with this we must beat Brentford, Norwich and Burnley to stay up.

I think the way Eddie has set about the squad and his clear tactical superiority to previous recent management choices, I fully believe that when Man City, Man Utd etc come into town they will be in for a surprise.

The fortress that was once St James has indeed at last returned. It won’t be 10 men the big boys come up against it, it will be 12 and a little prediction for December would be, an unlikely 10+ points picked up and a manager of the month award for Eddie Howe in his first full month in charge."

https://www.themag.co.uk/2021/12/absolutely-no-chance-of-newcastle-united-being-relegated/

I suspect that this has been written with either a Saudi sword pressing up against the authors neck, and/or with a flipping great wodge of cash sitting on their desk. It certainly has a personality cult tinge to it. You could compare it to something that's been written for the benefit of some psychotic 3rd world dictator.
 
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I genuinely am astounded that the bloke thinks Howe is a genius because Joe had one good game and it's all down to him. Was it not Howes fault that the other 10 were ****ing ****
I also am dumbstruck that the performance warranted the Mecca of Peckers to suddenly become a fortress

If that was a good game too!

Sure he had the goal at his mercy, and then tripped over the grass and ended up on his arse?

That's a low bar they have for Joe mind!
 
Mine too. The Chelsea and Everton games that week will stay with me forever, The atmosphere was electric and to relegate them live on Skysports was the icing on the cake.
I was at the Chelsea match but missed the Everton one for work. My Lord though that Chelsea atmosphere was one of the best I've witnessed in the SoL, I'd maybe go as far to say better than most of the derby games I've been to... I think that was the point where every SAFC fan thought we'd cracked it, Allardyce had us finally playing well, good form and on the verge of sending the scum down! And then Moyes happened <doh>
 
I was at the Chelsea match but missed the Everton one for work. My Lord though that Chelsea atmosphere was one of the best I've witnessed in the SoL, I'd maybe go as far to say better than most of the derby games I've been to... I think that was the point where every SAFC fan thought we'd cracked it, Allardyce had us finally playing well, good form and on the verge of sending the scum down! And then Moyes happened <doh>

I think Moyes first SAFC team talk/interview went something like this......

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I was at the Chelsea match but missed the Everton one for work. My Lord though that Chelsea atmosphere was one of the best I've witnessed in the SoL, I'd maybe go as far to say better than most of the derby games I've been to... I think that was the point where every SAFC fan thought we'd cracked it, Allardyce had us finally playing well, good form and on the verge of sending the scum down! And then Moyes happened <doh>
Aye mate. I'm in absolutely no doubt that had Allardyce stayed with us we'd have moved away from the annual relegation battles and started to push further up the table.

I've just stuck a few quid on the exchange for the Chiefs to win the Superbowl in Feb, btw. It'll come down to them and the Packers, imo.