"I recommend that we split up and not have any more contact with each other until we get back to our cabins later," said di Fredsta!
"That's a terrible idea. Stand still while I kill you," said Julius Caesar rolling his eyes.
"Why the hell would we do that?" cried DHCanary.
"Because that's what everybody does in these kinds of situations in movies," replies di Fredsta!
"......Yeah okay, fair enough," everybody agreed.
BrightLampShade had called dibs on the open bar after finding out of one of the Victoria's secret models was apparently spotted there, jonnybaws had a 3 o'clock appointment for a massage, and EMSC took to the pool deck in search of women with large, square chins after his blow-up dolls mysteriously went missing.
jonnybaws was having a nice relaxing massage and tried to forget about Paco's fate when the rest of the team converged on him. The masseuse left the room in a hurry but BLS chased after her, "Wait! Come back Heidi Klum, we can talk about this!" he cried. jonnybaws had been laying face down when the team surrounded him, knocked him out and dragged him very stealthily to starboard side of the boat, where they summoned SilverArrow's old friend the Mega Shark (who was strangely better after Forza Bianchi had blown him to pieces last game) and threw jonnybaws into the megalodon's open mouth. And with that the megalodon returned to his waiting family and they lived out a happy life as did our intrepid heroes safe in the knowledge that they killed someone who was trying to kill them for which they had absolutely no evidence for.
The End.
Except it wasn't. jonnybaws had been nothing but a harmless fan hitting on Heidi Klum, not that our team knew it, but sleep beckoned and one by one they drifted off unaware that the true sharks of the sea would be coming back for another nibble....
DUSK FALLS
Those who need to PM me may now do so. And may this thread please be locked? Bad luck jonnybaws. All discussion will move to the General Discussion thread. Sleep tight, don't let the sleep sharks bite.
REMAINING PLAYERS:
- MaxWhiplash
- BrightLampShade
- DHCanary
- Julius Caesar
- di Fredsta!
- EternalMSC
- El_Bando