Mafia III: Day 1

Votes so far.
3 - Jonnybaws
1- Mysen

 

Maybe the killer will not vote you, as he is going to kill you anyway. Anybody ever thought of that?

 

Anyone else having site troubles? I can't see page 2 of the comments without posting myself, and I'm having problems with double posts and out-of-sync posts appearing.

 

Yeah I can only see this properly on the phone now :Г maybe it's the killers.

 

I have been having problems too; may have cleared up now though.

 

Yeah, I couldn't get page 3 until just now. Could only see up to El Bando's posts despite the thread list showing that EMSC posted. Lot of double posting across the whole site as well.

I blame Suarez

Who's not voted yet? Me, Johhny, Fred and BLS? Guess i'll have to jump off the fence then.
Vote: Di Fredsta for his odd monologue about how important he was earlier, Only a guess really and i've only got a 2/7 chance, so sorry in advance.

 

I think the whole site is having issues, its been brought to Micks attention at least.

It's time to break cover I think and potentially either make a great call or a horrific error.

Vote: Di Fredsta

Based on some of the things he's said, which possibly points towards the second killer as well.

 

Just realised that its over unless someone changes their vote.

Only Jonny (3 votes) or Fred (2) can still be chosen outright and they're also the only two left to vote, so they'll obviously pick each other. Sorry Jonny.

 

Good point, but unfortunately it is the harshness of this game, I got voted outright in the first round in two games I think. But that was because I was being a fool.

 

Right, because I don't want to die obviously I'll vote for Jonny even though I dont think he is the killer.

 

The end looks nigh although why aren't Jonny and di Fredsta voting for each other

Edit: classic timing

 

[Que South London Gangster Accent]
You sl*gs! My vote (not that it counts...) goes for Di Fredsta, he just walks funny!

 

Well i'm sorry I have short legs...
True story, 6'2, size 7 feet

 

Same size as PDR!!

 

When do we find out if we were right or wrong?

 

Tomorrow morn.

 

"I recommend that we split up and not have any more contact with each other until we get back to our cabins later," said di Fredsta!

"That's a terrible idea. Stand still while I kill you," said Julius Caesar rolling his eyes.

"Why the hell would we do that?" cried DHCanary.

"Because that's what everybody does in these kinds of situations in movies," replies di Fredsta!

"......Yeah okay, fair enough," everybody agreed.

BrightLampShade had called dibs on the open bar after finding out of one of the Victoria's secret models was apparently spotted there, jonnybaws had a 3 o'clock appointment for a massage, and EMSC took to the pool deck in search of women with large, square chins after his blow-up dolls mysteriously went missing.

jonnybaws was having a nice relaxing massage and tried to forget about Paco's fate when the rest of the team converged on him. The masseuse left the room in a hurry but BLS chased after her, "Wait! Come back Heidi Klum, we can talk about this!" he cried. jonnybaws had been laying face down when the team surrounded him, knocked him out and dragged him very stealthily to starboard side of the boat, where they summoned SilverArrow's old friend the Mega Shark (who was strangely better after Forza Bianchi had blown him to pieces last game) and threw jonnybaws into the megalodon's open mouth. And with that the megalodon returned to his waiting family and they lived out a happy life as did our intrepid heroes safe in the knowledge that they killed someone who was trying to kill them for which they had absolutely no evidence for.

The End.

Except it wasn't. jonnybaws had been nothing but a harmless fan hitting on Heidi Klum, not that our team knew it, but sleep beckoned and one by one they drifted off unaware that the true sharks of the sea would be coming back for another nibble....

DUSK FALLS

Those who need to PM me may now do so. And may this thread please be locked? Bad luck jonnybaws. All discussion will move to the General Discussion thread. Sleep tight, don't let the sleep sharks bite.

REMAINING PLAYERS:
- MaxWhiplash
- BrightLampShade
- DHCanary
- Julius Caesar
- di Fredsta!
- EternalMSC
- El_Bando