Mackemland

[Warmir Pouchov]

Cheik I can boost your bite count here. Not only RAW counting mine for some strange reason, he's adding to yours each time. You might get a decent number on this one yet!

 

[Cest Advocaat]

I find it truly amusing that someone from a city with such a pitiful record of being taken seriously, would post this.

A city viewed as full of drunken slags and dogs (from directors of their own club that one) riots, fat ignorant whales for supporters and above all, a stadium named after a retailer of cheap, chatty, chav range of clothing.

You'd think embarrassment would see them keep quiet wouldn't you?

 

[Jarramag88]

Getting a decent response this now like. Haha.

 

[Cheik the room]

thats not even worth a bite, just terrible.

And yet...

Disaster at mackemland. A coach load of people from Newcastle racially attack a toilet attendant on thinking Sunderland paid homage to there neighbours by installing the Cheryl Cole toilet experience. Geordies were heard shouting "this is so realistic, just like the toilets down the toon." while Stamping on the toilet attendents head.

I'd like to add that your fans are the ones with a record for defacing opponents toilets with your own faeces

There's a circus in the toon
Alan Pardew spoke to soon
Big fat Ash
Just can't wait to make some cash
With Sid James new nom dé plume

I find it truly amusing that someone from a city with such a pitiful record of being taken seriously, would post this.

A city viewed as full of drunken slags and dogs (from directors of their own club that one) riots, fat ignorant whales for supporters and above all, a stadium named after a retailer of cheap, chatty, chav range of clothing.

You'd think embarrassment would see them keep quiet wouldn't you?

And Cest came back for a second bite!

 

[Billy Death]

This may be a figment of a Mags imagination but Geordie Shore is real............

So is Cowgate.

 

[Not_cricket]

Toilets in Newcastle . Please tell me where so I can find one if I visit

 

[Billy Death]

I once went fishing on the River Tyne.

All I caught was crabs.

 

[Billy Death]

Toilets in Newcastle . Please tell me where so I can find one if I visit

Cowgate.

 

[Billy Death]

Getting a decent response this now like. Haha.

You back home yet marra?

Still looking for that elusive pint with you & Jax.

PM me.

 

[Cheik the room]

I once went fishing on the River Tyne.

All I caught was crabs.

.

 

[Billy Death]

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You're laughing, I is not lad!

 

[MrRAWhite]

Another bite by Warm Pouch I see...
If you count all of our comments as bites then I can play the same game eh!

 

[Jarramag88]

You back home yet marra?

Still looking for that elusive pint with you & Jax.

PM me.

Aye I'm home mate. Only got another week or so before I'm back away like. 21st I fly out.

 

[Billy Death]

Aye I'm home mate. Only got another week or so before I'm back away like. 21st I fly out.

You off back to Brazil again then?

 

[Jarramag88]

You off back to Brazil again then?

Aye, sick of the place now like but it keeps my tax straight working down there so can't complain too much.

 

[Billy Death]

Aye, sick of the place now like but it keeps my tax straight working down there so can't complain too much.

Jarra, pm me when you are due back off that one mate.

We'll see if we can get owt sorted next time,

 

[Jarramag88]

Jarra, pm me when you are due back off that one mate.

We'll see if we can get owt sorted next time,

Will do mate.

 

[Gil T Azell]

A read the 1st line then boycoutted it

 

[Vincemac]

i love this thread i just love it

 

[Redan_White]

****in wierd, is Newcastle a subberb of Gateshead as Sunderland is a larger metropolis than both Newcastle and Gateshead (it's Suburb BTW stopped reading at this point)