Ma first thread. Booom

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Hello lads this is my 1st Thread and I am the genetic slop of society

My 1st thread.

Does anyone think that Gyan will join another club this summer? I certainly hope not as I think he is mustard.


(translated using google translate from Twatish to English)

Many thanks old chap. Now have some rep cos I know you boys like that.
 
I hate alll this text-speak mullarky even when I get sent texts! But the OP has took twattyness to new depths with this post.
 
U iz correctamondo my amigo homeboy G.

Done Google Translator with this one, and have smoke coming out of the back of the laptop. Would that be the firewall that the tekkies mention?
 
Why would anyone take time out of their lives to do this? I mean seriously, why? It’s not even remotely funny. There is no joke in it, there is no wisdom in it. All it does is conjure up an image of a very lonely 14yr old boy sitting alone in his room, typing this drivel in between masturbating to granny porn and playing WoW.
Will you be telling all of the cool kids at school tomorrow of how you wound up a load of SMBs on the internet in the vain hope of them accepting and not just nicking your dinner money and spitting at you because you are a charmless, illiterate, personality vacuum with the comedic talent and humour of a mortar attack on a kindergarten.

Go outside son and make some friend, who knows, more sunlight and less ****ing and that crippling acne might clear up as well.
 
Why would anyone take time out of their lives to do this? I mean seriously, why? It’s not even remotely funny. There is no joke in it, there is no wisdom in it. All it does is conjure up an image of a very lonely 14yr old boy sitting alone in his room, typing this drivel in between masturbating to granny porn and playing WoW.
Will you be telling all of the cool kids at school tomorrow of how you wound up a load of SMBs on the internet in the vain hope of them accepting and not just nicking your dinner money and spitting at you because you are a charmless, illiterate, personality vacuum with the comedic talent and humour of a mortar attack on a kindergarten.

Go outside son and make some friend, who knows, more sunlight and less ****ing and that crippling acne might clear up as well.

Haway Col man, stop sitting on the fence.

Tell him what you really think marra.