Lyrical Lingo

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Yo diggedy doo, you is heading for the slam jam with those crackerbread mouth beads. My gridsters gonna do time on you ass if yo don't pull up some sundancing moves before moon hour. You shizzle my dizzle, blud?

Shazammo!

You make me pine for the days of Jonno and Kev mate.

That is not a positive statement btw.

 

[brb]

You make me pine for the days of Jonno and Kev mate.

That is not a positive statement btw.

Need to bring back some bitch slapping to these threads. Is the old hag Tina still around?

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[Fridge Magnet]

You make me pine for the days of Jonno and Kev mate.

That is not a positive statement btw.

Yo dung beetz, yo is sliding with gangnam and moby beatboxer. Try shredding some kung po with yo mama's grease naan. I ain't got secs and mins for shadow brains like yo. You hearing my shazizzle bizzle, bludcock?

Fadazzle my bajazzle, bing!

 

[Fridge Magnet]

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Yo pin diddler, why is you shizzling with this toga beat blud? Check out my tick-tocking drum bitch on Gruff.net and see how a real dick hanger layz down fat mince on the lyrical wok. Now go feed biznuts to yo moose tail broads.

Fazaamo bazaamo!

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Yo dung beetz, yo is sliding with gangnam and moby beatboxer. Try shredding some kung po with yo mama's grease naan. I ain't got secs and mins for shadow brains like yo. You hearing my shazizzle bizzle, bludcock?

Fadazzle my bajazzle, bing!

Bolt ya tit

 

[Fridge Magnet]

Bolt ya tit

Yo Peewee, you is dooshing on down street for too long. Try flipping yo mama till moon phase 3.

Konza badonza!

 

[Patience]

Yo Peewee, you is dooshing on down street for too long. Try flipping yo mama till moon phase 3.

Konza badonza!

TEENAGED QUIM

 

[Fridge Magnet]

TEENAGED QUIM

For real, dirt dawg? Yo is gonna be sucking black root on C block for long time if you is snuffling bald cluff. Go get sum winter coochie before po po roast yo dingles.

Bammo!

 

[Fridge Magnet]

Listen street dawgs, I is off to go scuddie with some dross coochie on the A train. Be back before the sun goes down on yo mama's puffs.

Fazizzle!

 

[Patience]

Got to hand it to Bib, he's persistent with his faux-jigaboo chat.

 

[Fridge Magnet]

Got to hand it to Bib, he's persistent with his faux-jigaboo chat.

Yo crackerjack, what's with the faux-mo homo jibber jabber? I is dizzling with Winchester's ragga boyz on a steaming mutha tip, you bloated bloodcock.

Now pic me sum of yo sis's meat jax.

 

[Fridge Magnet]

More poetic flatdubz from GC's finest:

With crystal tears, you walked away
A heart so hollow, a dream to slay
For days did turn, so stark in dread
No love as fuel, the fire dead
But as cracks appear, so does hope
One foot now primed, to climb the slope
Slow recovery, yet peace in sight
A strength of mind, the will to fight
No soul is doomed, it must regain
A grit inside, to vanquish pain

Shizzle those dizzles, blood dawgz.

 

[Patience]

[HASHTAG]#op buggered his kid to death[/HASHTAG]

 

[Toley Fart]

[HASHTAG]#no14 with cheese = tongue ting tongs ricebox[/HASHTAG]

 

[Patience]

#brb's iq redefines lowest number known to maths

 

[Toby]

#brb's iq redefines lowest number known to maths