Lyrical Lingo

Fridge Magnet

Fridge Magnet

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Yo dawgs,

How about we use this thread for some freestyle poem punches? If I like your wordplay, I'll throw you some hoops and get it published on my upcoming website (deets to follow)...

I'll kick off with a screwball scramble straight off the hotplate -

Hanging on a Wednesday, looking for my Weetabix
Gotta get some crunch inside, I'm glueing like an Airfix
Rushing to the toilet, turtle's out to play
Plop him down the u-bend, send that dude away
Now it's time to hit the grid, I'm chilling with some muff
Spraying out the grey beans, mop up with the cuff
Back to the crib for ribs and wings and thighs
Skeeny is the dawg to know, shazam between your eyes

Badinga! That was smokin' like a clutch drag.
 
Listen, windjammers. I need to go lay some beats at the Cauldron. I'll be back around moontime.

Until then, cook me up some lyrical linguine. I'll add some cheese dust on my return.

Bazooka bazingo! BOW WOW!
 
Hi Bib.

You should join the Whatsapp group. This place is pish nowadays unless you fancy reading links to the Metro and other Mumsnet-related pish.
 
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Toby said:
Hi Bib.

You should join the Whatsapp group. This place is pish nowadays unless you fancy reading links to the Metro and other Mumsnet-related pish.
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You said cup face was bib.
I don't know who bib was ?
Maybe parallel dimension 606
 
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