Luis Suarez appreciation thread

I believe he's one of the top three players in the world at the moment and I love watching him play (apart from the constant arm waving).
Football is primarily about entertainment to me and it's been great to have him to watch (almost) every week.
However, my fear is that he is incorrigible and one day he'll do something that will get him, rightly or wrongly, a seriously extended perhaps career ending ban and then we'll miss out on him and the money we could get for him.
My heart says keep him, my head says let him go while he's still worth a stupid amount.
I think it'll be a long time before we get anyone as exciting to watch, though.

 

[h=5]A woman who admitted biting off her boyfriend's testicles has been warned she could be jailed.

[/h]Maria Topp, 44, from Wreckenton, Gateshead, Tyne and Wear, pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm at Newcastle Crown Court.
She bit Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, during a drunken brawl at his flat in February.
She was granted bail to be sentenced next month and Recorder Robin Mairs warned her: "All options are open and that will include locking you up."
Topp, a mother of four with a blonde bob, bit Mr Douglas's testicles off at his flat in Waterloo Street, Newcastle, during the early hours of February 18.
She cannot remember biting her partner, but can recall their fight, and the court accepted that violence had been used by both sides.
Caroline Goodwin, defending, told a previous hearing: "The defendant was on her back with the victim straddling her."
Mr Douglas was so traumatised by his injuries that emergency services staff struggled to understand him when he dialled 999. The 45-year-old DJ later required 19 stitches to his wound.
Recorder Mairs said: "The two had been in a relationship for five years by the time of this offence.
"There had been difficulties and turbulence in the past.
"They had split up numerous times, getting back together numerous times.
"On the day in question, there is no doubt they were very heavily in drink.
"There is an argument, a brawl begins during which Mrs Topp admits she unlawfully bit the complainant's scrotum."
Topp denied grievous bodily harm with intent but admitted the lesser charge on the basis that there was violence used on both sides.
Gavin Doig, prosecuting, said: "This is a plea that has been considered in detail through the course of the day by the officer in the case, the CPS and particularly the injured party Martin Douglas.
"That is a plea that the prosecution have in the past rejected but today there has been a very important change of that basis.
"The injured party suffered a number of injuries, but particularly a very serious wound to the scrotum.
"The Crown's contention has always been that was caused by a bite. Until today the defence's contention was that was caused by her hands.
"The plea is on the basis she did indeed cause that injury with her teeth."
Recorder Mairs bailed her to allow for a probation report to be prepared and she will appear before him again on November 11 for sentence.
Mr Douglas did not appear in court but had been in the building ready to give evidence.
PA

 

I thought this was the "SUAREZ DOES IT AGAIN THREAD" and seen as this is a multi user board for football fans I thought I would throw my thoughts in.

Apologies if it hit a raw nerve.

He wants to think himself lucky, cause if he had done that to Tommy Smith or Chopper Harris his teeth would be down his throat now.

 

so I am soppy for saying a comment what most people think. Stop defending the rat faced cnut.

 

Nobody is paying 70million.

When somethings damaged. The price goes down.

Suarez is damaged goods now. Everyones just waiting for his next mistake so he can be executed at dawn.

Liverpool will look at the risk in keeping him and plummeting value vs a tidy profit now.

 

Who's defending him?

I was merely pointing out you're a bellend.

 

Based on what?

 

Fake rep.

 

So nothing like the suarez incidents.

 

If you sell him you'll be weaker, simple as. Because you simply won't be able to find a replacement who'll do what he did in terms of the number of goals and assists.

However, I think this time you will cash in, because I think this will be one incident too far for the Sherman's

 

Has she been banned from playing with testicles for four months?

 

Thanks for the insider knowledge.

 

You're obsessed with Suarez UIR, seek help mate.

 

There are plenty of players out there who offer just as much without the extended holiday each season.

Sanchez would be a great replacement for starters.

 

I know it hurts pal but in this, liverpool are the abused girlfriend whos taken their thug boyfriend back so many times.

Time to stand up for yourselves. Its as if suarez is bigger than liverpool.

 

Based on the hole on top of your head and because you have bollocks for ears.

 

Sanchez is a quality player but his scoring ratio is nowhere near the level of Suarez

Anyway, he's off to Bayern

30 goal per season PL players don't grow on trees mate

 

Keep digging.

 

Change the record ffs