London

[Null]

Fulham fans at Vicarage road last night "you have to live here - we get to go home"...

 

[gas]

Now most of the Cockneys have ****ed off to Essex london aint too bad

 

[Deleted 1]

Now most of the Cockneys have ****ed off to Essex london aint too bad

All true - some people moan about immigrants in london - I'd rather live there than move to parts of Essex or South Oxhey where every other house has a flag of St George flying, the pavements have specially designed ruts for the natives to prevent scratching to their knuckles when they walk and all the pubs are full of locals who want to batter you if they don't know you.

 

[ERINBLACK]

All true - some people moan about immigrants in london - I'd rather live there than move to parts of Essex or South Oxhey where every other house has a flag of St George flying, the pavements have specially designed ruts for the natives to prevent scratching to their knuckles when they walk and all the pubs are full of locals who want to batter you if they don't know you.

So much like Edinburgh then?

 

[Mick O'Toon]

All true - some people moan about immigrants in london - I'd rather live there than move to parts of Essex or South Oxhey where every other house has a flag of St George flying, the pavements have specially designed ruts for the natives to prevent scratching to their knuckles when they walk and all the pubs are full of locals who want to batter you if they don't know you.

Very true Dan.I lived In Barking and places like Ilford,Romford,Seven Kings etc I found most disconcerting for this dandy Irishman straight off the boat.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Mancs have possibly the biggest chips on their shoulders of all.

We're far too poor to waste food like that.

Apparently, London also has a lot of knife crime but I can't seem to find any news about stabbings anywhere.

Black-on-black doesn't get reported bruv.

 

[DevAdvocate]

That London

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Glasgow is better.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Capital cities can be very overcrowded, I think it's because more people live in them than villages.

 

[Mick]

London is great. I am just too poor to live there.

 

[ERINBLACK]

Pitlochry is the place to be.

Heaven on Earth.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

never been to Kilsyth then

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

I have heard good things of Stonybridge.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Glasgow is better.

Smiles better?

 

[VenomPD]

The best place in the UK is Anthrax Island. You should all move there, not me obviously.

 

[Patience]

Update: Londoners still dead eyed and depressed.

 

[VenomPD]

I'm still beeling that you can get a 1 bedroom flat in Central London for the same price as I was paying for a 1 bedroom next to Pittodrie.

Aberdeen is an actual joke.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

The best place in the UK is Anthrax Island. You should all move there, not me obviously.

had to google

 

[VenomPD]

had to google

That's the motto of the British Army. "If in doubt use Scots/Scotland"

Scum.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

that's why Dev has PTSD