London

Now most of the Cockneys have ****ed off to Essex london aint too bad

 

All true - some people moan about immigrants in london - I'd rather live there than move to parts of Essex or South Oxhey where every other house has a flag of St George flying, the pavements have specially designed ruts for the natives to prevent scratching to their knuckles when they walk and all the pubs are full of locals who want to batter you if they don't know you.

 

So much like Edinburgh then?

 

Very true Dan.I lived In Barking and places like Ilford,Romford,Seven Kings etc I found most disconcerting for this dandy Irishman straight off the boat.

 

That London

 

Glasgow is better.

 

Capital cities can be very overcrowded, I think it's because more people live in them than villages.

 

Pitlochry is the place to be.

Heaven on Earth.

 

never been to Kilsyth then

 

I have heard good things of Stonybridge.

 

Smiles better?

 

The best place in the UK is Anthrax Island. You should all move there, not me obviously.

 

Update: Londoners still dead eyed and depressed.

 

I'm still beeling that you can get a 1 bedroom flat in Central London for the same price as I was paying for a 1 bedroom next to Pittodrie.

Aberdeen is an actual joke.

 

had to google

 

That's the motto of the British Army. "If in doubt use Scots/Scotland"

Scum.

 

that's why Dev has PTSD