Off Topic Lockdown hairstyles

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Who’s growing a beard
Well I call it growing but in reality I just can’t be arsed to shave

Talking of arses to shave.

Probably best in these uncertain times not to attempt a home cured back, crack and sack with waxing strips fashioned from cut up duvet squares, superglue, axel grease and dripping.



Urm, probably. I would think.


It might work I suppose. How would I know? But probably best to avoid it.

#justsayin'




On an unrelated topic, anyone got a vat of Sudocrem they no longer need?

And tips on how to get to sleep sunny side up?
 
3 more weeks and I'll look like Carlos Valderrama!

I think the 'Assange' look will become commonplace very soon.

I don't see present restrictions being lifted until late summer, as latest forecast is for this thing to peak round here till early to Mid May, then about 3 months of restrictions.

We'll be in Eaves /Irvine territory by then.
 
Could someone on here stick gaffer tape on your bollocks and then just whip it off quickly? Let me know how it feels.

Sorry, I'm locked down something rotten :emoticon-0101-sadsm
 
Could someone on here stick gaffer tape on your bollocks and then just whip it off quickly? Let me know how it feels.

Sorry, I'm locked down something rotten :emoticon-0101-sadsm
You’re having an odd fascination with waxing your balls at the moment Kemps

Don't **** about, just lather up and wet shave them...like a real man
 
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As this has been mainly a man thread so far, for a different twist on things, has anyone been asked or attempted to have a go at sorting their good ladies coiffure? :bandit: :afro: :emoticon-0147-emo:
Must be a few ladies on here living in fear of the monobrow...

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