Talking of arses to shave. Probably best in these uncertain times not to attempt a home cured back, crack and sack with waxing strips fashioned from cut up duvet squares, superglue, axel grease and dripping. Urm, probably. I would think. It might work I suppose. How would I know? But probably best to avoid it. #justsayin' On an unrelated topic, anyone got a vat of Sudocrem they no longer need? And tips on how to get to sleep sunny side up?
I think the 'Assange' look will become commonplace very soon. I don't see present restrictions being lifted until late summer, as latest forecast is for this thing to peak round here till early to Mid May, then about 3 months of restrictions. We'll be in Eaves /Irvine territory by then.
I managed 17 days before the itching drove me back to my razor - that and the wife telling me that the ginger, grey and black colour was making me look a bit like a 'tortoiseshell cat' ..... the cheek!
Could someone on here stick gaffer tape on your bollocks and then just whip it off quickly? Let me know how it feels. Sorry, I'm locked down something rotten
You’re having an odd fascination with waxing your balls at the moment Kemps Don't **** about, just lather up and wet shave them...like a real man
But they're, you know not really a smooth surface to shave, even with Mach 3. I don't want cut bollocks.
As this has been mainly a man thread so far, for a different twist on things, has anyone been asked or attempted to have a go at sorting their good ladies coiffure?
