LIVE: Osvaldo's presentation

[TheSecondStain]

I'd guess less than a minute to go...

EDIT: OK, fashionably late..!

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

They did say it would start at quarter to.

I will indeed , in that case , shut the **** up

 

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From someone on SaintsWeb:

"He looks like he is as mad as a March hare. Would love it if he shared a hotel room with Boruc on an away trip. I can just imagine Poch knocking on their door at 4am and finding them both wearing togas, having a watermelon fight with dead pheasants all over the floor."

 

[fatletiss]

He edited his original post and your refresh settings on your browser may need a tweak. Same happens with me.

I keep telling the wife that my refresh settings need a tweak

 

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[Number 1 Jasper]

Still waiting ..............

Ditto..............

 

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BBC reporter Nabil Hassan:

"5 cameras and 10 journalists currently on site at St Mary's waiting to talk to Daniel Osvaldo. He's keeping us waiting (is late)."

 

[Dan]

Of course he's late, he's a rock'n'rolla. He's got a pile of coke and a pile of hookers to get through before he comes on stage.

 

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Bored of waiting with no backing music for the arrival of Dani Osvaldo. So I am now listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme tune...

 

[pass the football]

I will indeed , in that case , shut the **** up

Ha, well it turns out even that was optimistic. As you were...

 

[CBK]

Of course he's late, he's a rock'n'rolla. He's got a pile of coke and a pile of hookers to get through before he comes on stage.

That's exactly how I prepare for posting on here.

 

[TheSecondStain]

I like it. There's a sense of drama there. He brings attention and publicity to Southampton FC. And, if he keeps it up, Fran will be home from work.

 

[Piri Weepu]

Bored of waiting with no backing music for the arrival of Dani Osvaldo. So I am now listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme tune...

"By the way" by RHCP just played on the radio, and I sang "Dani Osvaldo singing songs to me beneath the marquee, overlooooad" without thinking anything of it. I think I need to go outside

 

[Joe!]

There's no relevant music for Drogo, so Rains of Castamere will have to suffice.

 

[Dan]

There's no relevant music for Drogo, so Rains of Castamere will have to suffice.

The National version or the creepy Red Wedding stuff?

 

[Joe!]

The National version or the creepy Red Wedding stuff?

The extended vocal version. Is there a good recording of the creepy strings version?

 

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BBC's Nabil Hassan:

"A spectacled Daniel Osvaldo has brought a 10-strong entourage with him. He looks a bit like Jack Sparrow! #saintsfc #bbcfootball"

 

[Dan]

The comments section has some gems in it: "We dont need Osvaldo. Waster of money should have got Steven Naismith from Everton, just as good!!"

The extended vocal version. Is there a good recording of the creepy strings version?

I don't know, I hope so, I'll have a look later. The National's version is fine by me though.

 

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SFC Media Team's Tom Coull:

"Daniel Osvaldo is just having his photo taken by @Wattsypics. He's due in the press conference very soon. Patience! "