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leave her there

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Rorschach, Feb 14, 2019.

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What should we do with her

Poll closed Apr 5, 2019.
  1. Let the slag rot where she is?

    25 vote(s)
    62.5%
  2. Bring her back home and lock her up

    6 vote(s)
    15.0%
  3. Bring her back and interrogate her for info for her freedom

    2 vote(s)
    5.0%
  4. Bring her back and give love and understanding

    4 vote(s)
    10.0%
  5. Just give the bitch and her spawn everything she wants for free

    2 vote(s)
    5.0%
  6. Give her the bullet

    7 vote(s)
    17.5%
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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Aye, whoever found her and interviewed her wants permanently sent to Syria. We could maybe end up just doing a swap deal.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    Enjoy your long holiday pipsqueak.<ok>
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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  4. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Had another peek...them eyebrows are a dead give away <laugh>


    You go crying like Weasel to the Mods now...you **** stained ****
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Your parents must be bang proud of you bruv, chip off the old block eh.
     
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  6. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Shes to blame, she caused the fire, the British media is fanning the flames. If she somehow makes her own way back to Britain then she'll be our problem. Whilst shes over there then she should be permanently put on ignore.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    That’s the trouble with myths and fairytales mate, who writes that ****.<laugh>
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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    You're parents probably keeled over before they got to meet the bloke you married(lucky them) you rancid old scrotum faced prick

    Them shoulders though?

    Does he/she teach Rugby to the local kids?
     
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  9. The Ginger Marks

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    Try bigger bait bruv, no one likes to see anybody go home empty handed. :)
     
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  10. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Tell your husband that before you go to the Temple with him to rub a belly

    <laugh>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Are you f**king furious enough about the ISIS bride?

    ARE you worried you’re not being goaded enough by the media over ISIS bride Shamima Begum? Read our checklist and see if you could be angrier.

    Are you really angry right now?

    If the answer is ‘yes’, fine. If not, immediately read plenty of outraged articles. Take a handful of Pro Plus washed down with Monster energy drink to increase your tension levels.

    Do you keep thinking about things that aren’t the ISIS bride?

    The part of your brain that deals with ‘perspective’ could be fooling you into thinking there are bigger long-term issues facing the UK, like our precarious NHS. Get back to worrying about that evil ISIS bride.

    Do you feel the media coverage is a tad excessive?

    A ridiculous thought, but if you’re finding it hard to be obsessed with a very minor cog in the ISIS machine, think of other things that anger you, like pigeons ****ting on your car. Then imagine they’re ISIS pigeons.

    Do you feel any sympathy?

    If you’re thinking ‘teenagers do some stupid things, I know I did’, stop immediately. You should be on the Mail website posting gibberish like “No SECUND CHANCE!!! Hang the Islamatic tractors IN HELL!!!’.

    What are you doing this weekend?

    Christ, how can you even be thinking about your social life when the ISIS bride is on the loose in wherever? However if you’re planning to share angry, trite opinions like “if you’ve made your bed, bloody lie in it” that’s OK.

    Is a vein in your neck throbbing and you’re having palpitations?

    You are reaching the right level of anger. Watch ‘ISIS bride’ news reports for the rest of the day, even if your boss is unsure whether to tell you to do some ****ing work or call 999.

    https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...us-enough-about-the-isis-bride-20190221182728
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Can't be treason, as the 400 odd that have returned are free to carry on
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    Depends on how you interpret the laws of treason.
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    And there is the issue.

    As it was stated on one of the news channels by a political analyst by going over she hasn't committed a crime in current British law. So it can't be treason , unless there is evidence of some
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Well cut me willy off and call me Myra .... think I may have mentioned that about 10 pages back ...<whistle>

    ... but let's ignore the actual laws of this land anyway and stone her to death for having a really **** Halloween costume ... <ok>
     
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  16. DMD

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    One or more of these could well apply.

    From Terrorism Act 2000

    • Section 11 membership of a proscribed organisation - 10 years or a fine or both
    • Section 12 support of a proscribed organisation - 10 years or a fine or both
    • Section 13: "A person in a public place commits an offence if he (a)wears an item of clothing, or (b)wears, carries or displays an article, in such a way or in such circumstances as to arouse reasonable suspicion that he is a member or supporter of a proscribed organisation." - 6 months or a statutory fine
    • Section 15 fund raising for a proscribed organisation
    • Section 16 using money or property for terrorism
    • Section 17 funding terrorism
    • Section 18 money laundering to aid terrorism
    • Section 19 failure to disclose information - 5 years or a fine or both
    • Section 21A failure to disclose information: regulated sector - 5 years or a fine or both
    • Section 21D tipping off: regulated sector - 2 years or a fine or both
      • Section 22 penalties for an offence in sections 15 to 18 – 14 years or a fine or both
    • Section 36 disobeying a constable in a cordoned area - 3 months or a fine or both
    • Section 38B failure to disclose information about an act of terrorism - 5 years or a fine or both
    • Section 39 unauthorised disclosure of information - 5 years or a fine or both
    • Section 47 failing to stop when required by a constable - 6 months or a level 5 fine or both:Check latest amendments
    • Section 51 parking in a prohibited area - 3 months or level 4 fine or both
    • Section 54 receiving or giving weapons training for terrorism - 10 years or a fine or both
    • Section 56 directing terrorist organisation - life imprisonment
    • Section 57 possession for terrorist purposes - 15 years or a fine or both
    • Section 58 collection of information to aid terrorism - 10 years or a fine or both
    • Section 58A eliciting, publishing or communicating information about members of armed forces - 10 years or a fine or both
    • Section 87 preventing an examination of documents - two years or a fine or both
    • Section 103 (crown official) possessing or communicating or collecting information useful for terrorism - 10 years or a fine or both
    Incitement crimes[edit]
    • Section 59 inciting terrorism overseas: England and Wales - same penalty as under the appropriate Act
      • (a) murder,
      • (b) an offence under section 18 of the Offences against the Person Act 1861 (wounding with intent),
      • (c) an offence under section 23 or 24 of that Act (poison),
      • (d) an offence under section 28 or 29 of that Act (explosions), and
      • (e) an offence under section 1(2) of the Criminal Damage Act 1971 (endangering life by damaging property).
    • Section 60 inciting terrorism overseas: Northern Ireland - same penalty as under the appropriate Act
    • Section 61 inciting terrorism overseas: Scotland - same penalty as under the appropriate Act
      • (a) murder,
      • (b) assault to severe injury, and
      • (c) reckless conduct which causes actual injury.
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    So she will get 7 days in prison then
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I reckon we should say she’s coming home then revoke her citizenship again when she gets to the airport in Syria, just so she loses her spot in the refugee camp and has to sleep rough.
     
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