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Proph

Iz you dissing I, coz if you iz I iz going to come around and cap you too before dis uder geezer.


How cum all deze geezers is on my case all sudden like <yikes> Ize a luvable geezer and now all deze mudders wants to paint der bullseye on my back!


Ize gonna go and rap with my spa vetch




On second thoughts just shoot me ;)
 
Just had an unexpected knock on the door, saw an unfamiliar shape through the glass,

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I thought I wonder so I let my two rather large dogs into the hall and answered the door with my sledgehammer in my hand.
















The Avon lady looked terrified ;)
 
Proph............whatever .............you ............do..............dont.........look...............behind..............you...............you might crick your neck
 
The Avon lady looked terrified....


Q: Why did the Avon Lady call?

A: Because Max Factor...


I thank you...

(Cardiff Uni rag mag joke circa 1973)


Proph, what on earth have you been doing to rile someone from NI? You been mashing other peoples potatoes or something?
 
proph, very sorry to hear this. Assuming he has not killed you to death yet let me know if he turns up and send him over to me in Barrybados. I've got some very friendly feet I'd love to ram up his arse and some not so friendly friends I'll happily introduce him to
 
proph, very sorry to hear this. Assuming he has not killed you to death yet let me know if he turns up and send him over to me in Barrybados. I've got some very friendly feet I'd love to ram up his arse and some not so friendly friends I'll happily introduce him to

Cheers M8 I'se not deaded yet <ok>.........I've sent him my postcode to put in his satnav, I'd hate to think him wandering around Cardiff looking for me, he might even kill the wrong person, and that would never do ;)