How cum all deze geezers is on my case all sudden like Ize a luvable geezer and now all deze mudders wants to paint der bullseye on my back! Ize gonna go and rap with my spa vetch On second thoughts just shoot me
Just had an unexpected knock on the door, saw an unfamiliar shape through the glass, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I thought I wonder so I let my two rather large dogs into the hall and answered the door with my sledgehammer in my hand. The Avon lady looked terrified
Proph............whatever .............you ............do..............dont.........look...............behind..............you...............you might crick your neck
The Avon lady looked terrified.... Q: Why did the Avon Lady call? A: Because Max Factor... I thank you... (Cardiff Uni rag mag joke circa 1973) Proph, what on earth have you been doing to rile someone from NI? You been mashing other peoples potatoes or something?
I think I might have survived, do you think it's all right to come out from under the stairs now, and stand the dogs down?
glad to see you survived the night mate...you dont think the sneeky bugger is going to top us out of sync...just to catch us with our guards down
proph, very sorry to hear this. Assuming he has not killed you to death yet let me know if he turns up and send him over to me in Barrybados. I've got some very friendly feet I'd love to ram up his arse and some not so friendly friends I'll happily introduce him to
Cheers M8 I'se not deaded yet .........I've sent him my postcode to put in his satnav, I'd hate to think him wandering around Cardiff looking for me, he might even kill the wrong person, and that would never do
You could send him over to Franceland to practice a bit first i dont mind how many of them buggers he imortalises
