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I've got a problem, apparently that stash of sweets I've eaten when I worked from home is for the little scaving gits that knock on the door at Halloween.

Weird ain't it any other time of the year you give sweets to kids you're a perv
 
I've only had 4 trick or treaters this year. Some right greedy ****ers, the worse was the last one, there were about 3 of um I said **** me how old are you lot...... the youngest was 19 for **** sake. It was an embarrassing moment for everyone involved
 
RedorDead BCFC said:
My kids and Mrs think I'm a miserable bastard making us sit in the dark, so the trick or treaters think we are out.
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I'm with you mate. If I had my way I wouldn't answer the door but get nagged to do it. One thing you don't get anymore though is Christmas Carrollers. I used to make a **** load with my mates doing that. 3 of us would come home with about £12 a night each.
 
I went to buy a Dracula costume and they tried to sell me a Bristol Rovers Shirt. I said 'No you misheard me, I want to look like a Count!'
 
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