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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    quick, i'm going
     
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  2. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    who is
     
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  3. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    Another day of work down only 50 years to go prob
     
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  4. Lan Logger

    Lan Logger Well-Known Member

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    just answered the door to a trick or treater completely forgetting it was Halloween

    LOOLZ
     
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  5. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Imagine how I feel, 50 years done and maybe only a day to go...<party>
     
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  6. RedorDead

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    I've got a problem, apparently that stash of sweets I've eaten when I worked from home is for the little scaving gits that knock on the door at Halloween.

    Weird ain't it any other time of the year you give sweets to kids you're a perv
     
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  7. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    only if you use a white van like you do rod
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I've only had 4 trick or treaters this year. Some right greedy ****ers, the worse was the last one, there were about 3 of um I said **** me how old are you lot...... the youngest was 19 for **** sake. It was an embarrassing moment for everyone involved
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    I like putting choc ices into their sacks so they melt all over their sweets
     
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  10. Lan Logger

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    racist
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    No it's racist that you take a simple term like that and assume
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    <laugh> you horrible ****er
     
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  13. MassiveAttack

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    Antknees house

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    So he can spell.
     
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  15. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Do you think it's safe to turn the lights on now?
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    depends how attractive she is
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    My kids and Mrs think I'm a miserable bastard making us sit in the dark, so the trick or treaters think we are out.
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I'm with you mate. If I had my way I wouldn't answer the door but get nagged to do it. One thing you don't get anymore though is Christmas Carrollers. I used to make a **** load with my mates doing that. 3 of us would come home with about £12 a night each.
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    And the scavvy little ****ers doing penny for the guy thank ****
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I went to buy a Dracula costume and they tried to sell me a Bristol Rovers Shirt. I said 'No you misheard me, I want to look like a Count!'
     
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