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A three month pregnant woman falls into a 6 month coma.
When she comes round, she ask the doctor is her baby ok, the doctor replies you had twins a boy and a girl. He said they are both fine and lucky enough your brother was around to name them.
The woman slaps her forehead and says "oh no, he's an idiot what did he call the girl?" the doctor replies "Denice"
"That ain't so bad, what did he call the boy?"
"Denepthew" replied the doctor.

Was this you Lanny?
 
RedorDead BCFC:5248859 said:
A three month pregnant woman falls into a 6 month coma.
When she comes round, she ask the doctor is her baby ok, the doctor replies you had twins a boy and a girl. He said they are both fine and lucky enough your brother was around to name them.
The woman slaps her forehead and says "oh no, he's an idiot what did he call the girl?" the doctor replies "Denice"
"That ain't so bad, what did he call the boy?"
"Denepthew" replied the doctor.

Was this you Lanny?

Go sit in the corner ROD..... that was terrible!
 
A three month pregnant woman falls into a 6 month coma.
When she comes round, she ask the doctor is her baby ok, the doctor replies you had twins a boy and a girl. He said they are both fine and lucky enough your brother was around to name them.
The woman slaps her forehead and says "oh no, he's an idiot what did he call the girl?" the doctor replies "Denice"
"That ain't so bad, what did he call the boy?"
"Denepthew" replied the doctor.

Was this you Lanny?

dreadful
 
A three month pregnant woman falls into a 6 month coma.
When she comes round, she ask the doctor is her baby ok, the doctor replies you had twins a boy and a girl. He said they are both fine and lucky enough your brother was around to name them.
The woman slaps her forehead and says "oh no, he's an idiot what did he call the girl?" the doctor replies "Denice"
"That ain't so bad, what did he call the boy?"
"Denepthew" replied the doctor.

Was this you Lanny?

.<laugh> Top Boy!
 
Found this image of Shiny, Rod, Tiger and Lan at a fancy dress party earlier..? Thats ROD as BA. "I aint getting on NO Plane"..;)

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You have my team wrong anyway
Hannibal = me
BA = Massive
Face = Shiny after £thousands of plastic surgery and living on my chatting up, because the twat can't do it on his own.
Murdoch = is you, because you butt shirts

Lanny is not in my gang, him and Tiger are ring raiders
 
"because you butt shirts" ?? <laugh>

I dont what what that is.. but I will always try.. Murdoch has got Redprintts jacket on..
 
Found this image of Shiny, Rod, Tiger and Lan at a fancy dress party earlier..? Thats ROD as BA. "I aint getting on NO Plane"..;)

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looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Floella Benjamin, Jimmy Saville and George Michael....

(Antknee, did your Julie tell you about that pic she had on Twitter and I asked 'is that your Dad?' and she said "noooo thats my hubby!')