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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    here you go mate <ok>

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  2. RedorDead

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    Bang tidy
     
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  3. RedorDead

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    A three month pregnant woman falls into a 6 month coma.
    When she comes round, she ask the doctor is her baby ok, the doctor replies you had twins a boy and a girl. He said they are both fine and lucky enough your brother was around to name them.
    The woman slaps her forehead and says "oh no, he's an idiot what did he call the girl?" the doctor replies "Denice"
    "That ain't so bad, what did he call the boy?"
    "Denepthew" replied the doctor.

    Was this you Lanny?
     
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  4. Lan Logger

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    You're just upset that I corrected your spelling
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Go sit in the corner ROD..... that was terrible!
     
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  6. Lan Logger

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    dreadful
     
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  7. RedorDead

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    Silly but reasonably funny
     
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  9. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    Awful plain awful
     
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  10. MassiveAttack

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    .<laugh> Top Boy!
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    No you're not...........
     
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  12. RedorDead

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    Morning a### bandits
     
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  13. banksyisourhero

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    Found this image of Shiny, Rod, Tiger and Lan at a fancy dress party earlier..? Thats ROD as BA. "I aint getting on NO Plane"..;)

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  14. RedorDead

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    **** off I'm the intelligent one out of that group I'm Hannibal
     
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  15. banksyisourhero

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    If you're 'Hannibal' I would suggest you spend a bit more money for 'tailored trousers'.. <laugh>
     
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  16. RedorDead

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    You have my team wrong anyway
    Hannibal = me
    BA = Massive
    Face = Shiny after £thousands of plastic surgery and living on my chatting up, because the twat can't do it on his own.
    Murdoch = is you, because you butt shirts

    Lanny is not in my gang, him and Tiger are ring raiders
     
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  17. banksyisourhero

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    "because you butt shirts" ?? <laugh>

    I dont what what that is.. but I will always try.. Murdoch has got Redprintts jacket on..
     
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  18. MassiveAttack

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    looks more like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Floella Benjamin, Jimmy Saville and George Michael....

    (Antknee, did your Julie tell you about that pic she had on Twitter and I asked 'is that your Dad?' and she said "noooo thats my hubby!')
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    Yes she mentioned it, you cheeky bastard <laugh>
     
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  20. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    So who am I? Which ones face
     
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