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My wife and I went to the auction mart the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
 
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RedorDead said:
My wife and I went to the auction mart the other week and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if every time was with the same old cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.
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Old ones are the best
 
RedorDead said:
In the family stand as well.


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That was tame really. Ex Gas players get worse at the Gate <ok>
Taylor got worse from other stands during the game! Some was over the line too. There were chants about partying when he is dead. Now on a day when we were remembering Junior Agogo passing, that chant was very bad taste.
 
Captain Jack Sparrow said:
A 2 minute clip from the late Tony Benn back in 2013. 3 years before the referendum.

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Captain Jack Sparrow said:
I have changed my mind. I want a clean break. No deal Brexit. ONLY if what I just heard is actually correct from Farage. Seeing its from Farage, make my a bit suspicious but if it is true, a no deal Brexit is the only thing I now want.

Farage had an interview on the breakfast show Good Morning Britain. It was good interview! I only listened to it as I was expecting arguments but it was actually was a good interview with no arguments!

What I found very interesting and what has now made me want a no deal Brexit, was at the end of the interview. Farage said he will be prepared to work with Boris ONLY if Boris goes for a clean break no deal Brexit. When asked what happens if the EU blinks and agrees to a deal with Boris, would Farage be happy with that. Farage said no. No because he has seen the letter from Boris back in August saying if the backstop was removed, the rest of May's and the EU's original deal would be acceptable. And Farage is 100% against that deal.

So if that's the deal Boris is trying to get, then I want no deal because that deal was terrible and is far worse than remaining in the EU as we are.

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Wrong thread Dopey
 
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Captain Jack Sparrow said:
Working? If you were working, why were you on here? ;) Were you just being naughty like the rest of us? Tut tut!!
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Truthfully?

I work from home for an hour before I go into the office. I get calls saying this or that don’t work so I’m logged on ready for them.
Then I get called on the way and they think I’m selfish for driving to the office and not helping them.
 
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