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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. wizered

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    Lifted from CTID FB page, but I thought it funny enough to post here
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    A City fan & Rovers fan were driving down a country lane late one night when they collided head on, the cars were both smashed to pieces but to their amazement neither party was injured.
    To celebrate their good fortune they agree to put their sporting differences behind them and the City fan goes to the boot of his car and produces a 12 year old bottle of Single Malt & hands it to the Rovers fan.
    “May the City fans & the Rovers fans live together in peace & harmony” says the Rovers fan and he takes several large gulps and passes the bottle back to the City supporter.
    “Are you not going to have a drink?” says the Gas head
    “Not yet” replied the City fan, “I’ll wait until after the police have arrived you sad blue nosed **** “
     
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    Old ones are the best! <ok>
     
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    No wonder she's pissed off, having to wear a gushead and manure tops
     
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    @Scotty_Murrayis a GasHead!
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    All for a Steve Philips charity event..
     
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    Unlike both our football teams
     
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    I cant see Corbyn! :huh::huh:
     
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    They say doing too much of it makes you go blind
     
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    A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"

    One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!!

    The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town.

    25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform......

    Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful and when she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her!

    She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!

    The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong.

    When he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!

    Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a doctor!
     
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    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    The best summer I've ever had, '76

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