Off Topic last meal
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Starter - my Grandma's home made soup - it was the best and the recipe died with her sadly - tried to replicate it but failed every time!!
Main: Medium Rare Fillet steak (bigger the better) with roasted garlic potatoes and shallots and peppercorn sauce
Dessert: Malteser Cheescake (my Missus' specialty)
Main: Medium Rare Fillet steak (bigger the better) with roasted garlic potatoes and shallots and peppercorn sauce
Dessert: Malteser Cheescake (my Missus' specialty)
Starter - fresh mussels.
Main - house special fried rice.
Dessert - my phlegm that I cough up on a morning.
****ing awful stuff pudding.
Main - house special fried rice.
Dessert - my phlegm that I cough up on a morning.
****ing awful stuff pudding.
I want to eat mine in this order...
Dessert: Whipped cream or squirty cream with strawberries, not particularly bothered about fat/low fat, as long as it is served from Katy Perry's love box.
Main: 46 tubes of pringles, salt and vinegar mostly, but a few paprika, bbq and cheese n chive as well, with 3 bags of haribo, 2 packs of chocolate hob nobs and a large costa latte to dunk them in.
Starter: a gram of coke, 6 bags of mushrooms, 12 stamps of lsd and a handful of E's and just in case that doesn't put me out for the count, 400 out of date king prawns, just so I leave one hell of a clean up for the bastards.
Oh and a Perrier.
Dessert: Whipped cream or squirty cream with strawberries, not particularly bothered about fat/low fat, as long as it is served from Katy Perry's love box.
Main: 46 tubes of pringles, salt and vinegar mostly, but a few paprika, bbq and cheese n chive as well, with 3 bags of haribo, 2 packs of chocolate hob nobs and a large costa latte to dunk them in.
Starter: a gram of coke, 6 bags of mushrooms, 12 stamps of lsd and a handful of E's and just in case that doesn't put me out for the count, 400 out of date king prawns, just so I leave one hell of a clean up for the bastards.
Oh and a Perrier.
Starter: Smoked Salmon
Main: Either Monkfish or Venison
Dessert: Marcus's wife's speciality; sounds great!
Main: Either Monkfish or Venison
Dessert: Marcus's wife's speciality; sounds great!
I don't think i'd be feeling particularly hungry but forced into choosing I would probably have....
Thai Fishcakes with a Chilli dip
Belly Pork on a bed of Mashed Potato with Black Pudding, 2 x Pork Scratching, Veg etc with a side order of Onion Rings.
I would need a menu to pick a sweet, don't really have a favourite but, off the top of my head, I would pick some sort of cheesecake, possibly lemon.
Followed by a coffee and cigar!
Thai Fishcakes with a Chilli dip
Belly Pork on a bed of Mashed Potato with Black Pudding, 2 x Pork Scratching, Veg etc with a side order of Onion Rings.
I would need a menu to pick a sweet, don't really have a favourite but, off the top of my head, I would pick some sort of cheesecake, possibly lemon.
Followed by a coffee and cigar!
Cigar after your last meal? They're bad for your health mate!
had this debate with a mate who is lactose intollerant and he said he would eat as much cheese as possible have extra large milkshakes the lot just so he would explode and leave a massive mess for everyone else
It varies in colour from clear, yellow, green, brown or black.
Tack yer pick.
No sir, smoking will make my fingers stink for when I'm messing around in Katy's Creamy fruit kebab.
Haha, yeah, the biggest meal ever is another option...
Starter: One (full) blue whale, with grapes.
Main: One entire herd of Wilderbeast
Dessert: Every Snickers
fresh crayfish and atlantic prawns, washed down with a nice white burgundy
steak tartar and a nice bottle of pinot noir
hereford filet, medium rare, and a nice red burgundy
me wifes blueberry cheesecake, some limoncello
a selection of cheeses and some port and brandy
2 bottles of malt, a few cigars and a bucket
steak tartar and a nice bottle of pinot noir
hereford filet, medium rare, and a nice red burgundy
me wifes blueberry cheesecake, some limoncello
a selection of cheeses and some port and brandy
2 bottles of malt, a few cigars and a bucket
I'd eat the priest when he came for my confession, put his clothes on & claim I had an urgent exorcism to conduct 
I'd eat the priest when he came for my confession, put his clothes on & claim I had an urgent exorcism to conduct
You'd starve to death before you finished confessing.
"And then there was the time the lad went down the flight of steps... sorry for that"
"Then the time I unleashed hell on an innocent stranger for lying about foreign, made-up, Sunderland fans... sorry for that"
"Page three hundred and twenty... there was the time... father? You still there? hello..."
Monterey de hoye double corona was my favorite Cuban Havana.i had many of them now smoke free for over two years
