With our strong Celtic connections and a host of new Glaswegian friends, I think we ought to brush up on the local language. So let this be the last plain English post and let's be havin' your Glaswegian ones. To set the ball rolling here's mine from an earlier thread:
Jesusjonny! Youse sleverin, ye glaikit teuchters.
Jesusjonny! Youse sleverin, ye glaikit teuchters.

