You sound remarkably like Skiddy.
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You mean Skid marks ? Whatever turns you on darling.
Are you bringing your dog ?
You sound remarkably like Skiddy.
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. Village bike is a right dirty ****ing slut. Definite **** buddy type.

You sound remarkably like Skiddy.
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Dirty ****er. I like that.
Can we invite HIAG ? He likes bumming dogs, you up for it ?
Really? Sounds more like you tbh.
Hey, lads!
Skiddy is romping ahead in the "Biggest Knob-Jockey" poll.
Imagine if he won both!
He be ****ing furious!
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Really? Sounds more like you tbh. They've voted for Skiddy too!

It sounds like you're taking this poll nonsense a bit too seriously darling.
Are you not getting any at home ? Ask the Mrs to let the dog sleep in the bedroom![]()
Hey, lads!
Skiddy is romping ahead in the "Biggest Knob-Jockey" poll.
Imagine if he won both!
He be ****ing furious!
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How many ****ing sock accounts has HIAG got ?![]()
What about if the dog bums you ?
I have far more finesse than that, my dear Luvvy.
I am loveable rogue with a rakish twinkle in my eye.
Skiddy is a drooling half-wit with a cock fetish.
There is a difference.
Joke mate isn't it?
If it was anyone else he'd be calling for bans.

I have far more finesse than that, my dear Luvvy.
I am loveable rogue with a rakish twinkle in my eye.
Skiddy is a drooling half-wit with a cock fetish.
There is a difference.

Have I seen you in The Great British Bike Off? ...
I've been ridden a few times my love. But I'm no old bike.
Has HIAG come back to me about our proposal yet ?