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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Oct 17, 2017.

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Prem board **** 2017

  1. The Hull ****** dmd

    24 vote(s)
    45.3%

  2. Spurs favourite ginger marks

    23 vote(s)
    43.4%

  3. Inverted penis hiag

    19 vote(s)
    35.8%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    You mean Skid marks ? Whatever turns you on darling.

    Are you bringing your dog ?
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Oi I saw her first <grr>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Really? Sounds more like you tbh. They've voted for Skiddy too!
     
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    Libby, Oct 18, 2017
  4. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Hey, lads!

    Skiddy is romping ahead in the "Biggest Knob-Jockey" poll.

    Imagine if he won both!

    He be ****ing furious!
    <laugh>
     
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  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    No
     
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  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I have far more finesse than that, my dear Luvvy.

    I am loveable rogue with a rakish twinkle in my eye.

    Skiddy is a drooling half-wit with a cock fetish.

    There is a difference.
     
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  7. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    It sounds like you're taking this poll nonsense a bit too seriously darling.

    Are you not getting any at home ? Ask the Mrs to let the dog sleep in the bedroom :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    How many ****ing sock accounts has HIAG got ? <laugh>
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hi Mr Marks
     
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  10. Deleted 123456

    Deleted 123456 Well-Known Member

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    What about if the dog bums you ?
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Village bike wants to **** in your mouth. You game?
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is VillageBike Hiag too? <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Oct 18, 2017
  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Joke mate isn't it?

    If it was anyone else he'd be calling for bans.
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Have I seen you in The Great British Bike Off? ...
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Luvvy?
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I know. Saintsfan. Deano's Volley and now VillageBike. <doh>
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Did Libby autocorrect to luvvy? <laugh>
     
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    Libby, Oct 18, 2017
  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    I've been ridden a few times my love. But I'm no old bike.

    Has HIAG come back to me about our proposal yet ?
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Wipe the spunk from your eyes darling, then you can see for yourself.
     
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