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Originally Posted by KingPepeReina.
Ferguson failed in four before managing Aberdeen.He got sacked from all 4.He was a suit-case manager before Aberdeen.

Where the **** does he get this bollocks from? Sir Alex managed 2 clubs before Aberdeen, had success at both but was sacked from St Mirren for reasons that had nothing to with the success of the team.

Tool <doh>
 
Here's another classic KPR.

Here is a question being posed about 3 new signings:

If you could sign 3 players who are currently playing in the premiership to fulfill the 3 positions we probably need filling i.e LB,CB and Striker/winger who would you have.Forget price,contracts and who they are playing for.

My choices would be
LB Leighton Baines
CB Michael Dawson
S/W Valencia.

Okay 3 new players......3 new players.......so here is KPR's answer:

Heres mine.
LB-Baines.
CB-Cahill.
ST.Sturridge.
LW/RW.Adam Johnson.

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Keep finding more of these gems. Here the master analyst gives his views on CB's including our Rio. This was on 26/07/11 at 9:09 pm

Vidic is superior to some distance to Lescott.He's been one of the Premier Leagues best centre backs and is up in the top 10 alongside Terry,Adams,Carragher,Hyypia,Keown,Pallister and Bruce and Colin Hendry and Rio Ferdinand.Lescott wouldn't come close to this list.

However by 10:23 pm on the same day, KPR was saying:

Hyypia was light-years ahead of Camelhead.
Camelhead always had someone to bail him out when he had concentration lapses.

and later by 10:28 pm he posted:

Rio has been in the top 3 centre halves in the world.
Stop,I can't take any more of this delusion.He's not even the best centre half in Manchester.Kompany is miles ahead of him.

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This is hilarious.

The boy could turn anything into a United vs Liverpool debate. It lowers the tone of the Liverpool board and makes us all look like we've a huge chip in our shoulder.
 
This is hilarious.

The boy could turn anything into a United vs Liverpool debate. It lowers the tone of the Liverpool board and makes us all look like we've a huge chip in our shoulder.

Correct most Utd and Liverpool fans can rage at each other but it's mainly banter which we all need and lets be honest, is part of the reason we are on a football site. He however brings his hatred into discussions even when no one is talking about Utd.
 
This is hilarious.

The boy could turn anything into a United vs Liverpool debate. It lowers the tone of the Liverpool board and makes us all look like we've a huge chip in our shoulder.

Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah .... Lois this is not my Batman glass..

I mean, is this a Liverpool fan CRITICISING Golden Boy?
 
Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah .... Lois this is not my Batman glass..

I mean, is this a Liverpool fan CRITICISING Golden Boy?

Few of the liverpool fans actually like KPR. He is an embaressment.
 
Sometimes I do agree with him. That being said, most of the time he is severely wrong and very over the top.

I do however hate the 'he doesnt even live in the same country as the team he supports. He's a plastic.' I'm from the us, support fc Dallas, us men's national team, and Liverpool. Seeing as how the mls is almost unbearable to watch, I support and watch Liverpool many times over in comparison to fc Dallas.

Been supporting them since the first time I saw the way they played, learned their history, players past and present, and die with each defeat. But every win, I feel like I just won myself, elated. I wouldn't call anyone plastic just because they're from a different nation from the team they support.
 
Sometimes I do agree with him. That being said, most of the time he is severely wrong and very over the top.

I do however hate the 'he doesnt even live in the same country as the team he supports. He's a plastic.' I'm from the us, support fc Dallas, us men's national team, and Liverpool. Seeing as how the mls is almost unbearable to watch, I support and watch Liverpool many times over in comparison to fc Dallas.

Been supporting them since the first time I saw the way they played, learned their history, players past and present, and die with each defeat. But every win, I feel like I just won myself, elated. I wouldn't call anyone plastic just because they're from a different nation from the team they support.

How long have you been a dipper fan?