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[Bolton4Europe]

Classic

 

[Constcrepe]

The top players want to join Man United? Since when?.

What a plank!

 

[Constcrepe]

Man Uniteds number 7 shirt is currently worn not only by a Liverpool reject....but an injury prone Liverpool reject.

Lets look at what the Liverpool manager who rejected Michael actually said at the time.

Rafa Benitez, said:

"When I came here he had one year left on his contract....Real Madrid knew that, and when a big club like them come knocking you cannot control it....I was very happy with Michael and I wanted him to stay."

Hardly a reject. More like he rejected the dippers
Bravo KPR another insightful comment.

 

[Constcrepe]

I do not after this summer think we are actually all that far away from being champions. My prediction is still on course to be fulfilled that we will be champions within 3 years.

Sorry for clogging on this thread but there's just so much quality comments that have to be posted!!

 

[Whiteside of Red]

I believe the most important thing is Liverpools overall aim and thats destroying Alex Ferguson and Manchester United.

What a plank

 

[Constcrepe]

Its because in my opinion Wes Brown is pants, he's just slightly worse than John O Shoite who also plays for you.
Andy Carroll destroyed the Klingon aka Jolene Lescott,so Wes Brown will be a piece of cake.

Hmmmmmmmm. How about this snippet from an article in the Daily Telegraph by Henry Winter?

Sunderland defender Wes Brown stalls new-look Liverpool in opening day stalemate at Anfield
Of all the new boys on show here, it was an old one who most caught the eye, the 31-year-old Wes Brown. His Manchester United roots earning the opprobrium of the Liverpool faithful, Brown calmly and quietly demonstrated why Sunderland could have made one of the signings of the summer.

KPR. What a muppet.

 

[Constcrepe]

Carroll is a tank. I made this point on the forum and I stand by it, Andy Carroll is Alan Shearer mark 2. Alan Shearer has said that Andy Carroll is better than he was at the same age.
Just give him a bit of time, Kenny is working on him, and I'm 100% sure he's going to be unstoppable.

What a muppet.

 

[Constcrepe]

Love this little exchange on the Liverpool board.

To be fair Mark Bolton must have seen him play a hell of a lot of times in la liga so knows how good he is. There is a definite case for saying he is the best player in the premiership.

Now RVP is talking about Aguero but watch the red mist descend on KPR who says in response:

RVF.
Best keeper in the premiership?.....He's taken over from Almunia and Gomes as the joke keeper in the premiership.

This now causes RVP to reply:

No no no no no I was not saying that Di Gea was the best keeper in the prem . I was saying there was a case for Aguero being the best player.

 

[SAMOC]

sad ****, he should support galway not liverpool, he hs no right to be so bitter and passionate about a team he has no connection with, plastic little ****

 

[Depay Sound]

Apart from wikipedia whom even Man United fans can edit,because you only need an IQ of two to do so,what other sources have you got?
I edited wikipedia to say that Gary Neville was the result of insestuous rape.

KPR admits to having a IQ of two.

Incidently I had already posted several other sources which shows that he can't ****ing read.

 

[Depay Sound]

My latest conversation with KPR:

Care to prove that Liverpool have more fans than Man Utd, KPR? Oh sorry you can't.

Can you prove that Man United have more fans than Liverpool...oops no you can't.

http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/cgi/news/release?id=197954

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_F.C. - "Manchester United is reputed to be the most popular football club in the world, with the highest average home attendance in Europe. The club's worldwide fan base includes more than 200 officially recognised branches of the Manchester United Supporters Club (MUSC), in at least 24 countries. The club takes advantage of this support through its worldwide summer tours. Accountancy firm and sports industry consultants Deloitte estimate that Manchester United has 75 million fans worldwide, while other estimates put this figure closer to 333 million".

http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&pq=m...gc.r_pw.&fp=619a54a25cb5b7a7&biw=1280&bih=603 - Look at the first search result.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...popular-sports-teams-on-facebook-2081007.html

http://www.premiershipticketsonline.com/2011/02/01/20-most-popular-football-teams-in-europe/


Your turn. Tit.

KPR Changes the subject:

Green and Red.
Sorry buddy.
But its Liverpool who are the better supported.
The Liverpool legends draw massive crowds here in Ireland. The reason the Man United legends don't is because their ''fans'' haven't got a clue who Mal Donaghy and Clayton Blackmore are. Man United fans don't know anything about what happened before 1992.

Still got no proof I see.

KPR shows he can't ****ing read:

You've not provided proof that Man Ure are better supported than Liverpool.

Can't you read? *Re-posts the sources I have already quoted*

KPR discredits Wikipedia because it doesn't suit his arguement:

You quoted wikipedia who did a piece that Elvis is living in S****horpe and he is now manager of Alvin and the chipmunks and the muppet babies.

As opposed to all the evidence you've provided to show that Liverpool are more popular, i.e. **** all evidence.

What about the other sources?

KPR again proves that he can't read as he ignores the other sources I have posted:

Apart from wikipedia whom even Man United fans can edit,because you only need an IQ of two to do so,what other sources have you got?
I edited wikipedia to say that Gary Neville was the result of insestuous rape.

So you're admitting that you only have an IQ of 2. Finally some honesty!

**** me you're stupid. The other links I posted are proof you ****ing iliterate pillock.

Where is your evidence that Liverpool are more popular? You don't ****ing have any!

KPR changes the subject again:

Page Moss.
Whereas FC United of Manchester was set up in protest to the Glazer regime at Old Trafford. AFC Liverpool is part of the Liverpool FC family, they share links with Liverpool FC ie coaching and some ex Liverpool players have appeared for AFC Liverpool.
Man United fans still having trouble with numbers,Liverpool have supporters clubs in 30 countries, Man United in 24. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't 30 more than 24 in the same way 40(Liverpool) is more than 38(Man United).

Page_Moss_Kopite picks up on some information from Wikipedia which he says backups KPR's arguement (though it says Liverpool have more supporters clubs not more individual supporters):

According to Wiki we've got more than 200 supporters clubs in 30 countries(united only have them 24 countries),so it looks right your right KPR.

Liverpool is one of the best supported clubs in the world, with one of the highest average home attendances in Europe.[51] The club's worldwide fan base includes more than 200 officially recognised branches of the Association of International Branches (AIB) in at least 30 countries.[52] The club takes advantage of this support through its worldwide summer tours.[53] Liverpool fans often refer to themselves as Kopites, a reference to the fans who once stood, and now sit, on the Kop at Anfield.[54] In 2008, a group of fans decided to form a splinter club, A.F.C. Liverpool, to play matches for fans who had been priced out of watching Premier League football.[55]

Having just discredited Wikipedia, because it didn't suit his arguement, KPR starts to use information from Wikipedia to support his arguement:

I've not been proven wrong.
Liverpool have supporters clubs in 30 countries, Man United have them in 24 countries, I guess that means Liverpool are the best supported club in the world.
Seeing as they are also the most decorated football club in England with 40 major honours with Man United second best and in Liverpools shadow which hurts on 38 major honours.
Read it and weep Manc Scum. Manchester United...forever in Liverpools shadow.

He is so stupid words deceive me.

 

[Drogs]

"Kuyt and Rooney both average 12 goals a season.The only difference is Rooney is English and plays for the media darlings."


My reply:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Kuyt

No that's total bull****. Kuyt averages just under 10 league goals a season at Liverpool (49 in 5 seasons) and averages just over 13 goals in all competitions (66 in 5 seasons).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_rooney

Rooney averages just under 15 league goals a season at United (102 league goals in 7 seasons) and exactly 21 goals a season in all competitions (147 goals in 7 seasons).

In all competitions, Rooney's worst goalscoring season for United (last season) saw him accumulate 16 goals. Kuyt's best season for Liverpool saw him score 15. Yes, Kuyt's best goalscoring season for Liverpool is worse than Rooney's worst goalscoring season for United.

So, you were talking **** KPR. Rooney is seen as better than Kuyt because he IS better. Nationality doesn't come into it.




I'm still waiting for his reponse to this.

Have to say this one made me laugh the most

 

[robin_van_ fiberglass]

This one is especially bad. KPR starts off by saying

For the last time,would people please refrain from comparing Andy Carroll to Sergio Aguero. They are two completely different types of players. The only things they have close to having in common is the fees.
Its like comparing Wayne Rooney to Thierry Henry.
You cannot compare the two. If you want to compare Aguero to anyone..its Suarez. There isn't a whole lot in it,but Suarez is the better player.

He is challenged about this assumption.

At which sport?

Because it ain't Football

And here is where he gets mad at anyone questioning the qualities of a liverpool player.

It is football.
Suarez is the complete centre forward, nobody would have a clue who Aguero was if he wasn't married to Maradona's daughter

 

[Constcrepe]

Old Trafford has more chinese tourists than Buckingham Palace.

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