Koren

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I once cockled over on High Street( outside of Sailmakers) in platform shoes whilst pissed as a newt. I was dressed as Elvis at the time but still kept on my dancers better than Meyler does.

I also came down with salmonella the same night.

Not a great evening I can tell you, those cobbles are a ****er.

Did you get the salmonella from sail makers? I bet you did I've been in the kitchen there it's a ****ing disgrace. ****ing minging.

Tunic life is a great name. I'm thinking of changing my user name to it.

 

[originallambrettaman]

The first post with any sense on this thread.

I could have sworn someone said to play Meyler as a DM earlier?

OLM - were you sat in Row J today - wondered if it was you in front of me?

I was in row J, there were four of us, around number 124.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I once cockled over on High Street( outside of Sailmakers) in platform shoes whilst pissed as a newt. I was dressed as Elvis at the time but still kept on my dancers better than Meyler does.

I also came down with salmonella the same night.

Not a great evening I can tell you, those cobbles are a ****er.

Did you get the salmonella from sail makers? I bet you did I've been in the kitchen there it's a ****ing disgrace. ****ing minging.

Tunic life is a great name. I'm thinking of changing my user name to it.

No, it wasn't from there.

Don't know if you can recall a load of Cadbury's dairy milk that had to be recalled because it was riddled with salmonella, botulism and probably Aids, just that they forgot to mention that.

Anyways me and Galante Jnr were both sick as areseholes on the same night and I blame a shared bar of dairy milk.

It has nothing to do with the ten pints of grog plus chasers I'd supped.


I also left my Elvis wig in the taxi, every time I got the same driver he told me my wig was in his boot.

He's dead now so I wonder what happened to my wig?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

No, it wasn't from there.

Don't know if you can recall a load of Cadbury's dairy milk that had to be recalled because it was riddled with salmonella, botulism and probably Aids, just that they forgot to mention that.

Anyways me and Galante Jnr were both sick as areseholes on the same and I blame a shared bar of dairy milk.

It has nothing to do with the ten pints of grog plus chasers I'd supped.


I also left my Elvis wig in the taxi, every time I got the same drive the told me my wig was in his boot.

He's dead now so I wonder what happened to my wig?

They'll have buried him in it. Scruffy ****ers most taxi drivers, will have smartened him up considerably. Crying in the Chapel piping out as he slid into the flames.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

No, it wasn't from there.

Don't know if you can recall a load of Cadbury's dairy milk that had to be recalled because it was riddled with salmonella, botulism and probably Aids, just that they forgot to mention that.

Anyways me and Galante Jnr were both sick as areseholes on the same and I blame a shared bar of dairy milk.

It has nothing to do with the ten pints of grog plus chasers I'd supped.


I also left my Elvis wig in the taxi, every time I got the same drive the told me my wig was in his boot.

He's dead now so I wonder what happened to my wig?

They'll have buried him in it. Scruffy ****ers most taxi drivers, will have smartened him up considerably. Crying in the Chapel piping out as he slid into the flames.

I'd normally agree but Geoff was smart as a carrot with a good head of hair and side chops.

Great bloke, miserable as sin but still a great bloke.

In fact the thought of him being buried in my wig appeals to me.

It has brought me an inner peace.

Thank you Chazbury, thank you so much.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I'd normally agree but Geoff was smart as a carrot with a good head of hair and side chops.

Great bloke, miserable as sin but still a great bloke.

In fact the thought of him being buried in my wig appeals to me.

It has brought me an inner peace.

Thank you Chazbury, thank you so much.

Glad to be of service. Im thinking of getting buried in a Tunic.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I'd normally agree but Geoff was smart as a carrot with a good head of hair and side chops.

Great bloke, miserable as sin but still a great bloke.

In fact the thought of him being buried in my wig appeals to me.

It has brought me an inner peace.

Thank you Chazbury, thank you so much.

Glad to be of service. Im thinking of getting buried in a Tunic.

Military or super hero stylee?

 

[originallambrettaman]

Glad to be of service. Im thinking of getting buried in a Tunic.

That's the life...

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Military or super hero stylee?

Roman. Been watching the new series of Spartacus.

 

[HullCityAFC1904]

Koren just needs a rest, has been played out of position and has lost a bit of form. He's been nowhere as bad as some people have been making out but thats par for the course on here with all the overreaction you get to a loss or a player losing a bit of form. If Koren hadn't figured this season then we wouldn't be anywhere near the position we are in now. If it wasn't him people would be slating somebody else, probably Meyler or Evans. All the players have played their part.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

Military or super hero stylee?

Roman. Been watching the new series of Spartacus.

I've got it recorded.

This new gadgey isn't as good as Andy Whitfield, god rest his soul.

My favourite character is Asha just because of the frequency he uses the word ****.

I'm not afraid to drop the c bomb in just about anyone's company but he's relentless.

If he'd met Mother Theresa he'd have called her a ****.

Filthiest mouth on telly and for that you've gotta love him.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I've got it recorded.

This new gadgey isn't as good as Andy Whitfield, god rest his soul.

My favourite character is Asha just because of the frequency he uses the word ****.

I'm not afraid to drop the c bomb in just about anyone's company but he's relentless.

If he'd met Mother Theresa he'd have called her a ****.

Filthiest mouth on telly and for that you've gotta love him.

He's dead, Ashur, that is. No other way to say it. They played Crying in the Chapel at his funeral if it eases your pain any!

 

[Carmine Galante.]

I've got it recorded.

This new gadgey isn't as good as Andy Whitfield, god rest his soul.

My favourite character is Asha just because of the frequency he uses the word ****.

I'm not afraid to drop the c bomb in just about anyone's company but he's relentless.

If he'd met Mother Theresa he'd have called her a ****.

Filthiest mouth on telly and for that you've gotta love him.

He's dead, Ashur, that is. No other way to say it. They played Crying in the Chapel at his funeral if it eases your pain any!

When did that happen?

Was it the last episode of the last series?

What a **** eh?

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

When did that happen?

Was it the last episode of the last series?

What a **** eh?

Ye, tragedy really. Best one in it. The evil blonde bint's dead too and John cock in arse Hannah. Its struggling on and as you say he's not as good as Andy Whitfield.

Which is why im thinking of tunics to be honest. After my check up at the Doc's after my latest hols in the sun. I dont want to worry people its more to make em aware. Im in a high risk category for a particular form of you know what?

 

[Carmine Galante.]

When did that happen?

Was it the last episode of the last series?

What a **** eh?

Ye, tragedy really. Best one in it. The evil blonde bint's dead too and John cock in arse Hannah. Its struggling on and as you say he's not as good as Andy Whitfield.

Which is why im thinking of tunics to be honest. After my check up at the Doc's after my latest hols in the sun. I dont want to worry people its more to make em aware. Im in a high risk category for a particular form of you know what?

When you get to a certain age mate these things do become a worry.

I resemble Andy Whitfield with regards to looks and physique so I'm a bit concerned for myself.

It's in the hands of the Gods.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

When you get to a certain age mate these things do become a worry.

I resemble Andy Whitfield with regards to looks and physique so I'm a bit concerned for myself.

It's in the hands of the Gods.

Ditto.

Hence the tunic look. Apparently im a high risk of catching Vesticular Cancer!

Just cover up he says, no medication no counselling nothing. He just doesnt understand.

 

[Carmine Galante.]

When you get to a certain age mate these things do become a worry.

I resemble Andy Whitfield with regards to looks and physique so I'm a bit concerned for myself.

It's in the hands of the Gods.

Ditto.

Hence the tunic look. Apparently im a high risk of catching Vesticular Cancer!

Just cover up he says, no medication no counselling nothing. He just doesnt understand.

The heartless bastard can 't be serious.

No Lonsdale?

Jeez mate I never knew.

If it's and consolation Sports Direct have a new line of 'No Fear' casual wear and I'm sure I've seen some long sleeved T shirts.

Not the same but it's better than joining Andy W in the arena in the sky.

 

[Diego Gomezjurado]

I've never really focused on Charlie's posts and topics. Are they always this daft?

 

[HullCityAFC1904]

People going after Koren need their head checking really, the guy is reaching his mid-30's, without him this season we would be mid-table now at best. He's had an average time lately just needs a break, you can't blame him for yesterday when the team is at fault. Total kneejerk crap like the other week people going after Meyler on here

 

[Hank Scorpio]

If he plays next game, then it is an absolute insult to the rest of the team, and especially if he's captain again. An absolute disgrace today and for the past 10/15 games!

P.S - Hobbs should be captain!

You are aware he scored some important goals in those 15 games that won us games?

Over reaction from City's resident meff.