Kieron Dyer has the best agent on the planet!

[Hereward of Bourne]

Just saying.

 

[Jonnyaiston]

He somehow got Dyer another premier league job or a new contract from QPR?

 

[Colly NUFC]

Just to elaborate for those who were as confused as me, he's got him a new one year contract at QPR.

 

[Jonnyaiston]

I'm still amazed he's had 33 games for England.

 

[Hereward of Bourne]

Just to elaborate for those who were as confused as me, he's got him a new one year contract at QPR.

That is quite a task for a client with the injury record of Dyer.

 

[Xisco's Travelling Circus]

Astounding. I'm pretty sure I could manage 4 minutes of Premier League football without making too much of a tit of myself. Where's my contract?

 

[Hereward of Bourne]

Astounding. I'm pretty sure I could manage 4 minutes of Premier League football without making too much of a tit of myself. Where's my contract?

Classic

 

[Colly NUFC]

That is quite a task for a client with the injury record of Dyer.

I wasn't disputing it, I was just explaining it. You'd be the worst news reporter ever!

 

[Hereward of Bourne]

I wasn't disputing it, I was just explaining it. You'd be the worst news reporter ever!

The idea of reading a script into a camera is frightening, I'd be a statue.

 

[Mod Face]

I wonder if he's taken a paycut at all? Sure I heard he was still on about £50k!

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

This will be pay as you play (I think his last one was too). He won't be getting much pay.

 

[mallafets]

No way he will be on a wage without clauses in from the club.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

None of us quite understand it. The club are putting a positive spin on it saying he's only had two injuries in the last nine months (keeping him out for a total of nine months) and that he's a great trainer and role model to the youth. **** knows what he's going to add to the squad but we'll no doubt sign Lee Bowyer just to add to the farce.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I wonder if he's taken a paycut at all? Sure I heard he was still on about £50k!

Was that not for a year?

 

[Tiote_like_a_Toiger]

I'm still amazed he's had 33 games for England.

Why? when fully fit he was one of the best (most gifted) players available to England. Certainly got more natural talent than Lampard but Frank NEVER gets injured; he's got the record for the most consecutive PL starts for an outfield player (>150 I think, which is incredible...).

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Christ! That agent could probably get Owen a deal at Barca!... Then again...

 

[Agent Bruce]

None of us quite understand it. The club are putting a positive spin on it saying he's only had two injuries in the last nine months (keeping him out for a total of nine months) and that he's a great trainer and role model to the youth. **** knows what he's going to add to the squad but we'll no doubt sign Lee Bowyer just to add to the farce.

I think that's what you call pantomime.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Christ! That agent could probably get Owen a deal at Barca!... Then again...

Hell, even I couldn't do that!

 

[-toon-fan-pete-]

dyer,owen, kewell, hargreaves all must have the same agent, his motto must be

"injury hit little ****ers come to me and i shall see if i can actually of course i can get you a contract"


the queen needs to knight the ****er,

 

[Dez]

on his day for the toon he could be irresistable, but consistency and injuries robbed him

was it his injury against Sporting Lisbon that lost us the tie?