Kc Stadium
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I reckon he was onto something there.
Got to love a bit of Partridge. What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
Partridge is class. I could do quotes from that show for hours.
Armando Iannucci deserved his award at the comedy award ceremony for all his sterling work.
What about a prison cookery programme or have I just made that up?
It's been a while since I've watched any AP.
" Watch it Lynne, they're sex people"
Brilliant.
No, actually, I'll just repeat the question..have I got a second series?
Go on, give him another series ya swine.
Yeah, give me another series, you ****.
Go on, give him another series ya swine.
Yeah, give me another series, you ****.
Alan....why have you biscuits sellotaped to your face?
there not biscuits there meant to be sideburns
there not biscuits there meant to be sideburns
Alan: How many people died in the potato famine?
Irish guests: (can't remember the figure) and alot had to immigrate
Alan: Well that's what you get for being picky eaters.
Irish guests: (can't remember the figure) and alot had to immigrate
Alan: Well that's what you get for being picky eaters.
Do you know what this bathroom says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water. It's like being inside an enormous Fox's Glacier Mint. Which, again, to me is a bonus.
farmers union member: why don't you just apologise
alan: Mooooooooooooo! Thought that would throw you. You could talk the hind legs off a donkey. Your donkeys are probably born without hind legs cos of all the chemicals you put in there chips.
farmers union member: Alan i don't have donkeys and even if i did i wouldn't feed them chips. This is exactly the sort of rubbish you came up with when you talked about putting a spine in a bap
alan: that was a mistake. I should have said baguette.
alan: Mooooooooooooo! Thought that would throw you. You could talk the hind legs off a donkey. Your donkeys are probably born without hind legs cos of all the chemicals you put in there chips.
farmers union member: Alan i don't have donkeys and even if i did i wouldn't feed them chips. This is exactly the sort of rubbish you came up with when you talked about putting a spine in a bap
alan: that was a mistake. I should have said baguette.
‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.'