I only paid £50 for Stella for a half hour
Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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A Jack Russel and a Great Dane was sat in vets.Great Dane says what you in for? Well, I've done all I can as a dog, says the Jack Russel, I've barked when door knocks, chased postman up garden I've been a good house dog and one day their little nephew came around and kicked me in nuts so I nipped him on hand and they are having me put down why are you here?
Well my gorgeous blonde owner split with her partner about a month ago. One day she was walking around the house naked tidying up and picking things up and I got a little horny. I came behind her and started to have sex. So she's having you put down because of that? No says Great Dane I'm here to get my claws cut.....
Well my gorgeous blonde owner split with her partner about a month ago. One day she was walking around the house naked tidying up and picking things up and I got a little horny. I came behind her and started to have sex. So she's having you put down because of that? No says Great Dane I'm here to get my claws cut.....
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Buoy George.
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New bedroom sorted.
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in those immortal words of Les Dawson knickers knackers knockers'
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but did you like it, did it have the desired effect in the nether regions for you
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gerrin mate
Autocorrect at its finest.
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Try the other hand Rog
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thanks mate now that works champion
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