According to Supermac on STARRadio Jonas has a clause in his contract which says that if he is fit, he plays. This is apparently the reason he was never dropped last season.
A bit odd, I thought you got picked on form.
Not in Jonas case, all he has to do is make sure he takes Pards shaft to the hilt and doesn't forget to swallow.
Thank you for that beautiful mental image BRS. 
Not in Jonas case, all he has to do is make sure he takes Pards shaft to the hilt and doesn't forget to swallow.
Not in Jonas case, all he has to do is make sure he takes Pards shaft to the hilt and doesn't forget to swallow.
Thought it worked the other way round in their case.
That would make more sense. Perhaps the contract clause "if he can fit", not "if he is fit".
I smell bullshit!
Were you singing Pardew's praises again Pouchy?
No I was reading some old anti Pards threads
Touché! He certainly has had his Snockers.