Jokes

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Mick and Paddy are walking past a sign ouside a forest that say's Tree men wanted, Paddy turns to Mick and say's "it's a shame Sean isn't with us, we could apply for that job"
My Dad had a joke (he'd draw it on a piece of paper), which involved drawing a tree, then messing up the tree, then drawing dogshit next to it. He'd then ask 'What number is that'?
We'd all have no fecking idea.
Answer in his Irish accent; 'dirty tree and a turd'. <doh>
 
My Dad had a joke (he'd draw it on a piece of paper), which involved drawing a tree, then messing up the tree, then drawing dogshit next to it. He'd then ask 'What number is that'?
We'd all have no fecking idea.
Answer in his Irish accent; 'dirty tree and a turd'. <doh>


Remember the nickname of the rugby player Billy Twelvetrees... 36