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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and asks for a Matinus
"A Martinus ?", the barman replies, "Don't you mean a Martini ?"
"No", says Caesar, "I only want one".
 
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Two Blonde's were walking through a forrest when they came across a set of tracks.
Oh look, Badger tracks say's the first
no no, they are Fox tracks said the second.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.
 
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